Manny Ramirez on the DL
Yep, he's on the DL alright. The DRUG list.
I am happy to announce that Manny Ramirez is suspended for 50 games for the use of performance enhancing drugs. I am also happy to announce that his role has been promoted.
From Jackass to Performance Enhancing Jackass.
I'm very pleased that he moved on to do these things in a different uniform. Los Angeles can have him. It was already unlikely that another team would want him when Boston wanted to get rid of him. I'm still not sure what made the Dodgers decide to take such a bold step. But now that his performance has been enhanced, I don't think there will be much opportunity after this for him to perform on any other team.
Thank you, Manny, for using steroids. Now let's just hope this will effect your Hall of Fame entry. It's true that you have one of the best batting eyes in baseball. To the common audience, it almost appears that you can spot a ball/strike straight out of the pitcher's hand. However, you can't spot a promising future after this. You got paid, so I guess it doesn't matter knowing you cheated everybody out of that money. Enjoy being a performance enhancing jackass.
Oh yeah, and stay out of Cleveland. I'd hate to have to write another article because your former neighbors in North Olmsted gangraped you with mallets or something. Well, maybe I'd love to write about it, I don't know. It hasn't happened so I can't say what I'd do.
I just know I wouldn't feel bad about it.
I am happy to announce that Manny Ramirez is suspended for 50 games for the use of performance enhancing drugs. I am also happy to announce that his role has been promoted.
From Jackass to Performance Enhancing Jackass.
I'm very pleased that he moved on to do these things in a different uniform. Los Angeles can have him. It was already unlikely that another team would want him when Boston wanted to get rid of him. I'm still not sure what made the Dodgers decide to take such a bold step. But now that his performance has been enhanced, I don't think there will be much opportunity after this for him to perform on any other team.
Thank you, Manny, for using steroids. Now let's just hope this will effect your Hall of Fame entry. It's true that you have one of the best batting eyes in baseball. To the common audience, it almost appears that you can spot a ball/strike straight out of the pitcher's hand. However, you can't spot a promising future after this. You got paid, so I guess it doesn't matter knowing you cheated everybody out of that money. Enjoy being a performance enhancing jackass.
Oh yeah, and stay out of Cleveland. I'd hate to have to write another article because your former neighbors in North Olmsted gangraped you with mallets or something. Well, maybe I'd love to write about it, I don't know. It hasn't happened so I can't say what I'd do.
I just know I wouldn't feel bad about it.