I Hate Cars
Goddamn I tried so hard to get this car of mine to pass emissions tests and regardless of what was done to the piece of shit, it simply would not pass. Over $800 has been put into ol' Edna to get her to work and pass her emissions check for nothing.
There's nothing better than that. I love riding a bicycle to work in the rain and snow. It's a wonderful thing. Fuck Ohio. And this just makes it that much harder to move to Mississippi.
Thank you for everything, Edna, you fat nigger.