Apple: Kudos, okay?
Let me tell you why Apple is going to continue to take my money:
Because their products are THE. fucking. SHIT. Okay? They are awesomeness embodied in circuits and hard drives, and I cannot help but squirt the contents of my wallet in their waiting, greedy little mouths.
I just got my refurbished 2G iPod Nano ($79!) in the mail today, which enabled me to fill it with playlists and check out the Nike + sensor thingie I got.
I had a tiny little orgasm upon plugging in the sensor.
Immediately, a new menu option showed up on my nano (which is orgasm-worthy in itself) which allows me to pick a workout by units of time, calories burned, or distance run. I am told that there will be automatic audio encouragement, which I can also request by pushing a button. AND I get to pick a "power song" that the iPod will automatically play if I hold down a button.
Add to that the fact that the software will track my progress from day one to race day; and if any of you got one too, we could have virtual races and compare our times online.
I just don't even know. I don't have the salary to be this kind of biotch for Apple, but there's not much I can do when they make shit like this.
Because their products are THE. fucking. SHIT. Okay? They are awesomeness embodied in circuits and hard drives, and I cannot help but squirt the contents of my wallet in their waiting, greedy little mouths.
I just got my refurbished 2G iPod Nano ($79!) in the mail today, which enabled me to fill it with playlists and check out the Nike + sensor thingie I got.
I had a tiny little orgasm upon plugging in the sensor.
Immediately, a new menu option showed up on my nano (which is orgasm-worthy in itself) which allows me to pick a workout by units of time, calories burned, or distance run. I am told that there will be automatic audio encouragement, which I can also request by pushing a button. AND I get to pick a "power song" that the iPod will automatically play if I hold down a button.
Add to that the fact that the software will track my progress from day one to race day; and if any of you got one too, we could have virtual races and compare our times online.
I just don't even know. I don't have the salary to be this kind of biotch for Apple, but there's not much I can do when they make shit like this.