since poopalicious is taken up by my wonderful friend

[liquidexplosion]

As I just asked her of the same name: I need advice, and I'm impatient so I'll ask you guys:

i want to start a blog where i write poetry about my poop but it'll all be animal-themed. Here are two examples:

CRUDE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
LIKE A CORPSE YOU SINK
STUBBY DIGITS LIKE FINGER-PIECES
MY GOD DO YOU STINK

LITTLE BLACK PIRANHAS
BITING AS THEY GO
NINJA STARS, NUGGET WARS,
ALL PART OF THE SHOW!

My question is: what do I call the blog?