my turd is an angry brown dog
I thought that I was all grown up and over these things but here I am again, finishing college (I had one semester left long story) and having turd adventures in Boston. I'm sorry.
arafat kazi 11:26
dude i will tell you the nasty thing
26:15
that i didn't tell before
26:20
in the light of this discovery
26:25
so my shit all flushed right
26:28
except for one big turd
26:33
and this just wans't going
26:43
so i was like oh god neda made it overflow so now i have to break this up (note: this is because my friend was visiting last weekend and she shat up my commode and made it overflow, which is why i panicked)
26:49
but what do i break it up with?
27:04
i can't use a brush because cleaning it would be a bitch
my friend 11:27
oh my god
arafat kazi 11:27
so i flushed and when the water was at the low ebb
my friend 11:27
you are going to make me puke with this
arafat kazi 11:27
what i did was i stuck a bunch of toothpicks in it
27:30
hoping to break the structural integrity
27:56
but i was trying to pull it apart while bent down and it didn't happen and the smell was nauseating me
28:05
so what i did was i picked up the turd by toothpick
28:09
and then over the water
28:13
i had to pull and tug
28:19
and it still wouldn't break
28:27
so i took another toothpick
28:31
and cut grooves into the turd
28:42
and perforated the groove lines
28:47
and then i put it back
28:51
and then when i flushed it went away
29:11
i was sick so i didn't shit last night or all day today but then when i was feeling better tonight i ate a bunch of lettuce and spinach
29:17
that's why
arafat kazi 11:26
dude i will tell you the nasty thing
26:15
that i didn't tell before
26:20
in the light of this discovery
26:25
so my shit all flushed right
26:28
except for one big turd
26:33
and this just wans't going
26:43
so i was like oh god neda made it overflow so now i have to break this up (note: this is because my friend was visiting last weekend and she shat up my commode and made it overflow, which is why i panicked)
26:49
but what do i break it up with?
27:04
i can't use a brush because cleaning it would be a bitch
my friend 11:27
oh my god
arafat kazi 11:27
so i flushed and when the water was at the low ebb
my friend 11:27
you are going to make me puke with this
arafat kazi 11:27
what i did was i stuck a bunch of toothpicks in it
27:30
hoping to break the structural integrity
27:56
but i was trying to pull it apart while bent down and it didn't happen and the smell was nauseating me
28:05
so what i did was i picked up the turd by toothpick
28:09
and then over the water
28:13
i had to pull and tug
28:19
and it still wouldn't break
28:27
so i took another toothpick
28:31
and cut grooves into the turd
28:42
and perforated the groove lines
28:47
and then i put it back
28:51
and then when i flushed it went away
29:11
i was sick so i didn't shit last night or all day today but then when i was feeling better tonight i ate a bunch of lettuce and spinach
29:17
that's why