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BREAKING NEWS!Last week in the Cullen Family Times, our undercover reporter, one Mr. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, revealed that one, Mr. Jasper Whitlock Hale, had deceived one, Mr. Emmett McCarty Cullen, about one plastic horse, Mr. Rodrigo "Thunderbolt" Lopez. Undercover reporter, Mr. Masen-Cullen, risked life, limb, and sanity to divulge the true

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Thank you, good lady. The highly professional and completely unbiased field of journalism thanks you for your support.

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Quite, quite. My deepest sympathies to Emmett.

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Yes. It's quite a difficult time he's going through. He's lucky to have such an understanding and loving family supporting him through these times.

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Yes, he certainly is, the poor dear.

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We may never know poor Rodrigo's last wishes. Thoughts. Hopes. Dreams. I mourn the loss of a good horse.

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I fear for Emmett's mental health. He seems to be distraught.

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Doesn't he? Perhaps we should have a community-wide consoling effort.

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Perhaps hold a candlelight vigil.

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Rest thee well, Thunderbolt. We knew thou and thy honorable ways and we hope thy rest in a peaceful place from henceforth.

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Thou shalt be remembered.

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Forevermore.