[Musical Composition; Measure 5]

[liquid_topaz]

BREAKING NEWS!Last week in the Cullen Family Times, our undercover reporter, one Mr. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, revealed that one, Mr. Jasper Whitlock Hale, had deceived one, Mr. Emmett McCarty Cullen, about one plastic horse, Mr. Rodrigo "Thunderbolt" Lopez. Undercover reporter, Mr. Masen-Cullen, risked life, limb, and sanity to divulge the true

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[popcornlasers]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Today is awesome. And you swore off mischief.

[liquid_topaz]

Tragedy, good sir!

What mischief, Matt? Simply good, honest hard-hitting reporting.

[popcornlasers]

An epic tragedy. You've outdone Dante, I think.

You're going to start a brother-vs-brother war here if you're not careful.

[liquid_topaz]

Dante himself would cry at such atrocities!

It is something Jasper is simply too well-versed in, Matt. You haven't the faintest clue of the danger I've put myself in by reporting such a crime.

[popcornlasers]

He's probably turning in his grave.

You're a real martyr.

[liquid_topaz]

Most likely.

And now I'm being targeted by Jasper and Badou. This is the consequence for speaking the truth. But no matter. I will bear it bravely. For the good of the Republic.

[popcornlasers]

This calls for congratulations, I think.

The Star Wars Republic?

[liquid_topaz]

Oh? And how shall we celebrate?

Would you like it to be?

[popcornlasers]

How would you like to, Dr. Evil?

They had X-wings.

[liquid_topaz]

You must have me mixed up with someone else.

I'm sure that's applicable to this case in many different ways.

[popcornlasers]

Right, right, sorry. Darth Sidious.

Really?

[liquid_topaz]

Your name-calling wounds, Matt.

Of course. Would you like your own starship to commemorate the fact?

[popcornlasers]

You don't like your own name?

CAN I?

[liquid_topaz]

I prefer to go my Mr. Dr. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, if you will.

Perhaps. Unless you've been dabbling in mischief yourself.

[popcornlasers]

That's so boring, though. How about Dr. Cull.

I would never. Ever. Ever. For shame.

[liquid_topaz]

Should you be so familiar with one such as myself?

Oh? You wouldn't have, perhaps, spoken to a certain redhead about certain ... ideas?