[Musical Composition; Measure 5]

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BREAKING NEWS!Last week in the Cullen Family Times, our undercover reporter, one Mr. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, revealed that one, Mr. Jasper Whitlock Hale, had deceived one, Mr. Emmett McCarty Cullen, about one plastic horse, Mr. Rodrigo "Thunderbolt" Lopez. Undercover reporter, Mr. Masen-Cullen, risked life, limb, and sanity to divulge the true

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[collaredstray]

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

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It is a tragedy, Haine. Simply a tragedy.

[collaredstray]

Poor Thunderbolt.

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He never had a chance against Jasper's sinister mind.

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You're a devious jackass, you know that?

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Angel, Mr. Rammsteiner. Angel.

[collaredstray]

Oh, sorry. A devious jackass Angel.

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I'll accept that.

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Hahahahahahahahaha.

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And will you be joining Mr. Nails on the opposing side?

[collaredstray]

I take no sides. I watch and laugh. Unless paid.

[liquid_topaz]

That could be arranged.

[collaredstray]

Oh?

[liquid_topaz]

What payment would you accept?

[collaredstray]

Teach me how to drive.

[liquid_topaz]

That I can definitely do.