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[liquid_topaz]

BREAKING NEWS!Last week in the Cullen Family Times, our undercover reporter, one Mr. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, revealed that one, Mr. Jasper Whitlock Hale, had deceived one, Mr. Emmett McCarty Cullen, about one plastic horse, Mr. Rodrigo "Thunderbolt" Lopez. Undercover reporter, Mr. Masen-Cullen, risked life, limb, and sanity to divulge the true

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[bearytasty]

RODRIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[sparklingxx]

My condolences. You were very fond of this horse, then?

[bearytasty]

He was the best toy horse ever. :(

[sparklingxx]

Will you be having a burial? I'll send flowers, since I can't attend. Do you think he would have liked chrysanthemums or lilies better?

[bearytasty]

A funeral is a definite. And dear Rodrigo was actually quite fond of chrysanthemums.

[sparklingxx]

Hmmm...what was his favorite color?

[bearytasty]

Yellow :(

[sparklingxx]

I'm sure I'll find something suitable. Just let me know when the burial is to be.

[bearytasty]

But of course. It will be in the papers and everything.

[sparklingxx]

Oh. *sniff* So I shall have to find out that way? I offer a beautiful flower arrangement, and this is the courtesy I am shown?