(Better range than a flamethrower.)
I need some kind of front-mounted clue-launcher for my bicycle. Preferably one which causes four-by-four drivers* to explode.
Does anyone want to work out the maths to see how hard I'd have to pedal to power a good-size microwave?
* This includes anyone who plays word-games with the name of their monstrosity, but still lacks basic control over it, or any observation skills.
Yes, one of the damn fools nearly hit me through their incompetent and illegal motoring. Yes, they got a lungfull of very British mild profanity. No, they didn't seem to even notice.
Does anyone want to work out the maths to see how hard I'd have to pedal to power a good-size microwave?
* This includes anyone who plays word-games with the name of their monstrosity, but still lacks basic control over it, or any observation skills.
Yes, one of the damn fools nearly hit me through their incompetent and illegal motoring. Yes, they got a lungfull of very British mild profanity. No, they didn't seem to even notice.