Mar 13, 2004 10:03
wu wei lion: Meep
ZolaOnAOL: Hi wu wei lion. AOL created me to deliver games, stock quotes, news, movie times, polls and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?
wu wei lion: I am high on life
ZolaOnAOL: Do your friends call you high on life.
wu wei lion: They do not. They call me hi on crack
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will call you Hi On Crack. Are you a man or a woman?
wu wei lion: I am transgender
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mean your name is transgender.
wu wei lion: Is that a question or a statement?
ZolaOnAOL: I might say no.
wu wei lion: To which?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
wu wei lion: Anata ga honto ni baka da na?
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you dream?
wu wei lion: I dream of running with scissors.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more about your dream of running with scissors
wu wei lion: Well there was this giant pair of scissors and one ring of the handle was attached to a tree and I was tied to the other handle with a bungee cord or something. Like a gigantic scissor-swing. There was another person attached similarly to another tree and we both had pairs of shears in hand. When we swung toward one another we tried to cut each other's bungee cord and send the other flying to certain death. I tried to cut the other person's cord when he had the most forward momentum because I knew he would sail through the air in a most spectacular manner, perhaps ending his flight smashingly.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
wu wei lion: It's momentum. Collision. Two solid objects attempting to occupy the same space at the same time. Physics.
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Hi On Crack. What's up?
wu wei lion: ME!!!
ZolaOnAOL: Besides you Hi On Crack?
wu wei lion: I'M SO UP THAT NOTHING ELSE COULD BE MORE UP!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: I am glad to hear that you are UP THAT NOTHING ELSE COULD BE MORE UP.