Business Proposal
I've come up with an idea for an entirely new type of business and I'm looking for funding. The working name is "Eat and Urn" deli and crematorium and the slogan I've created for the advertising campaign is, "Are you sure that's ham you're eating?" An alternate might be, "people... the other red meat". A preliminary script for a radio spot is as follows:
In our busy fast paced lives who has time
to deal with the death of a family member?
Funeral arrangements, catering, the inconvenience
of it all! Here at Eat and Urn we understand
your constirnation and offer one stop shopping;
funeral services, food preparation, and reception
area with a dance floor, disco ball, strobe lights,
and a disc jockey. We offer complementary party
hats and noise makers to all attendees. Best of all,
at the end of the day you can watch your beloved
mother, long lost cousin, or dearly departed sister
BURN BABY BURN. So come to Eat and Urn. The convenient
and compassionate choice for wining, dining, and...
mourning.
any takers out there?
In our busy fast paced lives who has time
to deal with the death of a family member?
Funeral arrangements, catering, the inconvenience
of it all! Here at Eat and Urn we understand
your constirnation and offer one stop shopping;
funeral services, food preparation, and reception
area with a dance floor, disco ball, strobe lights,
and a disc jockey. We offer complementary party
hats and noise makers to all attendees. Best of all,
at the end of the day you can watch your beloved
mother, long lost cousin, or dearly departed sister
BURN BABY BURN. So come to Eat and Urn. The convenient
and compassionate choice for wining, dining, and...
mourning.
any takers out there?