Tweets for Today

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• 23:43 @ darren_bousman Just to let you know Youtube in the UK have started renting movies. Repo is avaliable.. For free!! #
• 23:50 Tweets for Today j.mp/rbc4Jd #
• 00:13 @ marcuspowl @13adie78 Golden times.. #
• 00:16 Hangin' Mr. Cooper #DepressingSitcoms #
• 00:17 Mister Dead #DepressingSitcoms #
• 00:18 The Loathe Boat #DepressingSitcoms #
• 00:19 Fiends #DepressingSitcoms #
• 00:21 @ KrystalSim @gamewank_jim Doom t.co/fdxHELl7 Quake t.co/bSqRzMGr #
• 00:22 Al in the Family #DepressingSitcoms #
• 00:23 I Loathe Lucy #DepressingSitcoms #
• 00:24 How I Ate Your Mother #DepressingSitcoms #
• 00:25 The Cosbys Show Where They Hid the Bodies #DepressingSitcoms #
• 00:27 Grace Under Fire Engine. #DepressingSitcoms #
• 00:30 Crappy Days #DepressingSitcoms #
• 16:37 @ beingnobody Or a hacksaw... #
• 16:38 It's a shame Gene Hackman never marketed a range of hacksaws. #
• 16:42 @ Rob_McCallum He's a canny man! ;) #
• 16:45 @ stevefurst @lizzieroper No, come on, he's the Iceland prawn ring of comedians.. #
• 18:40 @ steven_moffat 14.. Or 5 if you add the numbers up, or S if you reverse it, or CANSELLED if you spell it incorrectly! SHOCKER!! #
• 18:46 @ iainlee Standing behind a reporter outside the Houses of Parliament waving isn't technically "On Sky News".. #
• 18:50 Are you going to Scarborough Fair? No, sorry, I'm not, I had a bad experience with a Tombola when I was 9. #
• 18:51 And before you start, don't even bother to start singing herb names, how the hell is that supposed to change my mind?! #
• 18:55 @ steelrattus Oh HELL no! #
• 19:41 Who will remind Louis of a young Lenny Henry this week?! I AM SO EXCITED!! #xfactor #
• 19:42 @ hellokayko It is pure genius.. #
• 19:43 It'd make for a more interesting show if they DID have to fight for their lives.. #xfactor #
• 19:49 The man who looked so like me in the original Last House of the Left I called him my dad, David Hess, has passed away. Sad day. #
• 19:50 RIP David.. t.co/rfJdDb8L #
• 19:55 @ AntoineJarvis Put the fucking lotion in the basket! #
• 19:57 This Danny fella is boring me already.. Bore off. #xfactor #
• 19:58 Why SHOULDN'T Jeremy Kyle have a game show, he is marvellously warm and engaging. #xfactor #
• 19:59 I'd LOVE to bang them together.. #xfactor #
• 20:01 It's like Simon Cowell shat out 4 inferior Cher Lloyd clones. #xfactor #
• 20:06 Lock up your daughters but open up your STD clincs.. It's Frankie Cocozza.. #xfactor #
• 20:08 His hair looks like someone has smashed him across the back of the head with a pan. Maybe later if we're lucky. #xfactor #
• 20:11 Would it be churlish to wish cockrot on someone? #xfactor #
• 20:12 Funny that, because to me, Midnight in Paris looks like utter shit.. #xfactor #
• 20:38 Who is the worse criminal, Cowell for putting this shit on or us for watching it?? #xfactor #
• 20:44 I didn't think they were allowed to show rape on tv? #xfactor #
• 20:52 The bigger the hair style the bigger the ego.. #xfactor #
• 20:52 NO! NEXT! #xfactor #
• 20:53 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #xfactor #
• 20:59 Look at them all singing and judging and cheering like Gamu never existed!!! #xfactor #
• 21:07 Easyjet is.. FUN! FAST! FRIENDLY! TOO CHEAP TO AFFORD A VIDEO CAMERA FOR THEIR COMMERCIAL! #xfactor #
• 21:10 You can now all unlock your daughter's bedrooms. #xfactor #
• 21:12 Barlow fucking LOVES it.. #xfactor #
• 21:13 But is he a young Lenny Henry Louis?????? #xfactor #
• 21:15 @ stevefurst I always preferred Derek Griffiths.. #
• 21:16 I can't believe I'm being forced to say I can't believe Sammy's back.. #xfactor #
• 21:17 @ stevefurst Let's face it, the man is a ruddy genius. #
• 21:17 Two words.. Fag hag. #xfactor #
• 21:18 I have chopped pineapple in the fridge. It'll be the highlight of my weekend. ENVY ME! #
• 21:19 Any doubt that Louis is the gayest man in showbiz must now surely be gone? #xfactor #
• 21:19 No offence to H obviously. #xfactor #steps #
• 21:21 You can HARDLY seen the Adams apple. #xfactor #
• 21:21 @ rubywoowoo It's called "Doing a Cole" #
• 21:22 @ HuskyDaz Oh, do I have any Nutella? That's a genius idea.. #
• 21:23 @ Cryo I'll take that as a compliment! :) #
• 21:24 EVERYONE in the commercial who isn't running is a moron. #xfactor #
• 21:27 "No Martine, make sure they kill your character off, you'll get LOADS of work.." #xfactor #
• 21:29 You'd be better off learning the difference between a mic and a bottle you idiots. #xfactor #
• 21:30 Because a good joke is worth repeating, do you think any of them say "I'm the one off the risk"? #xfactor #
• 21:34 Nice to see Tulisa from N-Dubz calling out credible musicians.. #xfactor #
• 21:39 Don't remember him doing any jokes? #xfactor #
• 21:43 To all those children born at the start of tonights #xfactor who are now celebrating their 18th birthdays congratulations! #
• 21:47 Who's this fella? #xfactor #
• 21:48 Not even I could have a quick one off the wrist to this.. #xfactor #
• 21:49 BRING BACK GAMU!!!! #xfactor #
• 21:49 She seems to have forgotten the rest of the song? #xfactor #
• 21:51 I wish I was spellbounding.. #xfactor #
• 21:52 PLEASE GOD NO RECAP!! #xfactor #
• 21:54 If I had a gun about now.. #xfactor #
• 21:55 Or some pills.. #xfactor #
• 21:56 Taiwan Louis? #xfactor #
• 21:57 Remember kids, that's Tulisa from N-Dubz. #xfactor #
• 21:59 Matt Cardle? Nope.. Anyone? Cardle? Anyone? #xfactor #
• 22:01 @ stevefurst Annoyed me a little too! #xfactor #
• 22:22 If you're wondering what that really loud sobbing noise is, it's Konnie Huq. #xfactor #

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