Tweets for Today

Oct 05, 2011 23:50

  • 00:00 Tweets for Today j.mp/ouSAtH #
  • 02:21 Farewell then Playboy Club, axed after just three episodes. Next time maybe show some boob? #
  • 09:14 @ jweathersbc Holy.. Crap!!! #
  • 09:15 @ iainlee @Eloise_C You know what they say. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. #
  • 09:17 Do I want to upgrade for a voice assistant I'll never use? Hmm. Might leave it. Dunno. We will see. #
  • 09:22 @ giagia four of the basic food groups. Whats not to like?? #
  • 09:28 @ marcuspowl hold on a second. Like a racing carriage?? #
  • 09:51 @ stevefurst Blue button SURELY??! #
  • 09:56 @ stevefurst Oh in THAT case it should be the red hot button. As you were! #
  • 11:51 @ marcuspowl Huh what? #
  • 13:06 Savage Weekend at Bernie's #feelgoodtragedies #
  • 14:02 @ SFXmagazine Certainly American Horror Story starting on FXUK soon and I speak of my own free will! #
  • 14:20 @ christianvemaak @caitlinmoran I hate it when they mess with classic board games. LEAVE CLUDO ALONE! #
  • 15:44 @ monstroso The landscape painter.. #
  • 15:45 @ sambaintv I'd have used "We really aren't making any effort at all to steal all your money you losers.." #
  • 15:46 If you enjoyed yesterday's mental UFO doco, get a load of this, it's SCIENCE FACT!! t.co/MPxjjxEY #
  • 17:36 @ JosieLong Isn't that how Dracula AD 1972 started?? #
  • 18:49 t.co/iyf2kfzM: the track The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats on Spotify #
  • 21:17 @ robertflorence @officialtulisa Hold on! Tulisa got me in too! Where are you? I'm hanging with Tinchy and his crew. More Cristal! #
  • 21:20 Having a great time at the #mobos I'm playing Guess Who? with Boyz II Men.. #
  • 21:55 H is still the most talented man in showbiz.. #stepsreunion #
  • 21:55 Oh, er, I had to leave the #mobos early as Jessie J was giving me dirty looks because I called her weak foot. #
  • 21:58 What #steps are failing to remember is, during this whole reunion thing, they were only bloody #steps #
  • 21:59 Can't afford to see Lion King in 3D? Get some cat shit and throw it at yourself while watching your old VHS copy. #upyoursdisney #
  • 22:02 I love Jessie J, but does she have to sing EVERY SING NOTE EVER CREATED in every song she sings? #
  • 22:05 @ VictoriaLane She makes Beyonce look like Sunday school teacher trying to sing hymns. #
  • 22:07 I sometimes think I'm the only person in the whole who thinks Dappy is a bloody idiot. #
  • 22:09 "But Mayor! You can't have the big Summer festival here, I'm warning you, there are man eating bats on the loose and coming this way!" #
  • 22:11 "Listen to ME Professor, this is Oakridge Falls biggest event of the year, if I hear you whisper the word 'bat' I'll have you arrested!" #
  • 22:28 @ YouRuddyGuys that made me feel funny in my pants. Nice to see Frankie Goes to Hollywood in a rare moment of downtime though. #
  • 22:28 @ steelrattus but... But.. #
  • 22:29 @ poshlindy yes, you at the back #
  • 23:06 @ lizzieroper it was only @iainlee in fairness.... #
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