Oct 05, 2011 00:00
- 11:05 @ caitlinmoran I did not know you were writing listings for the Radio Times now. #
- 11:11 @ iainlee Kill and dispose of a tourist? Cover yourself in breadcrumbs and go to Trafalgar Square? High class call girl? #
- 11:24 @ marcuspowl 6pm UK time. You can follow it on several geeky live blog websites, you might need a grownup to help you. #
- 11:34 @ marcuspowl Don't you have a pile of junior promo producers you can sit on? #
- 11:46 Can you IMAGINE if Amanda Knox and Louise Woodward ever met, then started fighting, and their clothes came off an.. Just me then? #
- 11:52 @ robertflorence Define "Sex". #
- 12:46 @ Clem1000 Jug eared idiot. (No, I'm not going to be that obvious) #
- 12:50 @ Eloise_C @iainlee Oh you'll get plenty of "Followers" when you're inside.. #
- 13:09 Am I the only person having a little giggle that #openingtheway is trending right next to Jodie Marsh? #
- 13:44 @ MissEmerKenny I agree! And elaborate on that in my new book "Self-Promotion is Boring" available now! #
- 13:54 @ MissEmerKenny @Mug_7 VERY clever, but as I know I'm the best it wouldn't really be fair, now would it? :) #
- 15:43 It sickens me a little that, even though its 2011 and I'm a strong, independent woman, I still have to pee sitting down.. #
- 15:58 Proof positive about UFOs! 90 minutes that will.. CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!! t.co/3zjBIXKt #
- 15:59 I hasten to add I've only watched 3 minutes of it but it's brilliant so far. #
- 15:59 If it goes all rubbish after 3 minutes, don't blame me, I'm not making you click on the link. #
- 16:01 @ Rob_McCallum BURN! #
- 16:03 @ Rob_McCallum I don't know THAT much about film making, but surely, you're within your rights to kill them all now? #
- 16:06 @ Rob_McCallum Some people are too far up their own arses to know any different. #
- 19:41 @ prodnose Tarnished in both senses of the word... #
- 19:41 Meh.. Do I want a new iphone? Contract's not up till November so we'll see.. #
- 19:47 Siri, shall we play a game? Yeah, I can't see THAT going wrong! #letstalkiphone #
- 19:55 @ EmmaK67 It's on for another 3 weeks, I'm confuzzled... #
- 20:00 @ MrsLRCooper If I released a self-help book it'd have a gizmo so you could hook a bottle of wine to it.. #
- 20:02 Oh God please deliver me some cake.. Any cake. #GBBO #
- 20:03 @ stevefurst That's madness.. MADNESS!! A sausage roll AND cream slice created by the same person?! #GBBO #
- 20:03 Yes Mel, my signature dessert is a "Jam sandwich". #GBBO #
- 20:06 "Do something on 'erself" oh dear, no I don't think so. #GBBO #
- 20:07 Berry ain't taking NO shit tonight.. #GBBO #
- 20:11 The oven's turned off? FUCKING OVEN IS OFF?! HELLO!!! Oh, no, sorry, it was the light. My bad. #GBBO #
- 20:11 Shortcut.. Stale bread, Nutella. #GBBO #
- 20:14 Cream slice, 2 for 99p. Tesco. Just saying. #GBBO #
- 20:15 Hollywood is taking the piss now. #GBBO #
- 20:17 Hold on, the new iphone is 3 grammes heavier?! I'M OUT!! #letstalkiphone #
- 20:24 The winner of Great Australian Bake Off won by making "Fairy bread", white sliced bread with 100's & 1000's on it. #GBBO #
- 20:25 Dennis the menace knows all about ganache #GBBO #
- 20:27 I'd letraset mine on.. #GBBO #
- 20:29 That cake is the ONLY thing Sacha Distel will eat. #GBBO #
- 20:35 Mary-Anne nips down to Tesco to pick up a Mr Kipling selection box. #GBBO #
- 20:53 @ lizzieroper For that tweet, and that tweet alone, retweeted by the marvellous @stevefurst I am now following you! #
- 20:53 @ stevefurst @lizzieroper Huzzah! #
- 20:55 I've not seen Hollywood bake ANYTHING. I'm calling him out. YOU'RE A FRAUD HOLLYWOOD! #gbbo #
- 20:57 Jo, with her strangely grown up sons and arcane baking skills. I salute you. #GBBO #
- 20:59 Here's a picture of the winning Great Australian Bake Off cake. t.co/UboFxXng #GBBO #
- 21:00 @ EmmaK67 Don't cry, another cake show will be on soon.. We'll always have Battenburg.. #
- 21:01 @ KrystalSim I just had an Eccles cake, it was unsatisfying. #
- 21:02 @ lizzieroper I'm easily pleased and more easily disturbed! It's a good fit! :) #
- 21:02 OK, I'm doing my Amanda Knox joke next. I wasn't going to. But I am. May God forgive me. #
- 21:03 @ KrystalSim I just want a tiny matter transporter that'll deliver cake. I have simple needs. #
- 21:05 I hear the #knox sisters are planning to release a cover of Chas & Dave's "Kercher". t.co/TZqlvOUS #
- 21:05 Arrghh! I did it! I might delete it. No, I won't. But I might. #
- 21:10 Already lost one follower.. Wow. I feel like a small scale @charltonbrooker or @iainlee #
- 21:11 "Siri, I've had a terrible car crash, call an ambulance PLEASE!", "Calling The Spice of India".. #letstalkiphone #
- 21:23 #eastenders is so on it's uppers it can't even do a good food fight. BRING BACK ELDORADO #
- 21:39 @ flidby Didn't know you'd started writing Lifetime movies. Nice title. #
- 21:40 @ robertflorence I went there once, they put me in a dark room and a couple yelled at each other for an hour. HAHAHAHA.. Ha.. Ha.. #
- 21:49 @ iainlee YEAH! #
- 21:49 Ohh does Celebrity Coach Trip start next week?? #
- 21:52 I'm VERY close to my goal of 5000 followers by this Christmas. The lucky 5000th gets my eyes when I die! #
- 21:53 @ wossy You'd be better off making sure your lucky underwear was made of bacon.. #
- 21:55 @ iainlee Get an iPad 2 you massive tit. #
- 21:57 I need to pee, I'm quitting this popstand! #
- 22:22 @ Lord_Sugar how many episodes this series? #
- 23:29 Looking forward to seeing "Outbreak 2: Electric Boogaloo" when it opens in the UK. #
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