Tweets for Today

Sep 20, 2011 23:40

  • 23:40 Tweets for Today j.mp/p2H33N #
  • 23:49 @ CraigyFerg Craig, I'm watching you illegally from the UK, don't tell the man! #
  • 23:50 @ nico117 Last Tango in Paris? #
  • 09:16 @ nelaknight @craigyferg Blimey! #
  • 09:42 @ EmmaK67 You are being kept for the best viewing day, Saturday morning breakfast. Do not let my pancakes down! #
  • 09:43 Bugger food for thought, give me a bacon sandwich, and make it quick! #
  • 10:21 @ iainlee Well thanks, I've found that Unexplained Magazine record, can't play it past 36 seconds. Scared now. t.co/xvL3kU9x #
  • 10:25 Seriously though, all those people putting creepy things on youtube, stop it.. NOW! #
  • 10:26 Nope, can't do it, got a minute in, the voices explaining everything are creepy enough. #
  • 10:28 NO! It's creepy enough when the woman says RETTA.. #
  • 10:28 Someone hold me.. #
  • 10:53 @ Glinner @malcolmcoles Brilliant! A chance for people to be annoyed by my lame tweets all over again! Kudos! #
  • 10:54 Michael McIntyre needs more money from another tour doesn't he? Bless. #
  • 10:57 @ bobbyllew @Glinner I think Coogan and Brydon have already done that.. #
  • 13:14 @ Llia You live on Pigeon Street don't you? t.co/hFZulSNh #
  • 13:17 @ giagia Brilliant! My question was "Can I please have a new television?" #
  • 13:23 I wonder if that'll mean Davina starring in the Slumdog Millionaire sequel? #
  • 13:44 fusion sushi is it Marks & Spencer? #
  • 14:01 @ jessiejofficial Terribly thirsty all of a sudden.. #
  • 14:36 Dappy #TerribleNamesForAVagina #
  • 15:07 If you're going to plug something there's no need to do it 15 times an hour.. Unfollowed! #
  • 15:38 @ MrsLRCooper Do you WANT to cross your legs? #
  • 15:42 @ Clem1000 What's that in Welsh? #
  • 15:43 @ Clem1000 @MrsLRCooper No, hold on, not like THAT! #
  • 16:00 Holy JESUS why did no-one tell me about giant chocolate buttons before now?! #
  • 17:03 @ jonsnowC4 I hope you'll be asking him why his only replacement for the 50p tax rate is "Mansion tax".. AGAIN. #
  • 17:42 Yay! Bridge Over the River Queer #gaymovies #
  • 18:24 Fucking arsing cabs. #
  • 19:21 Why aren't hazard lights a different colour? #
  • 20:13 It's the Terry & June episode where they have to entertain an Arab prince played by Derek Griffiths. Hilarity WILL ensue! #
  • 20:13 @ ladysov Baby got back? #
  • 20:23 @ stevefurst I got her on Chatroulette once.. She put some cherries on her floury baps. #bakeoff #
  • 20:36 @ MissEmerKenny Jools.. #
  • 20:36 @ MissEmerKenny No! Lino! #
  • 20:48 @ EmmaK67 And they say romance is dead! #
  • 21:33 @ MrsLRCooper There's a teabagging you wouldn't forget.. #
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