Tweets for Today

[lino]

• 23:53 @ idriselba Good luck!! #
• 00:00 Tweets for Today j.mp/nTeZfQ #
• 09:09 @ barryfromwat who said grooming? Not me. No way. Totally not. #
• 09:10 @ edgarwright Roger Ebert linked to a lovely review of it last night. #
• 09:12 @ GarethAveyard I thought it involved either DVDs or translating your name to Somalian? #
• 09:17 You want buy DVD? #
• 09:21 @ iainlee just yell for a coffee filter. #
• 09:46 TWO new iPhones coming you say? #
• 10:00 Can't BELIEVE people are stealing my "You want buy DVD?" joke!!! OUTRAGED! #
• 10:03 I'll sue!! #
• 10:34 @ marcusBBbentley 10:30am Marcus disappears to the toilet with a copy of the illustrated Titanic novel. #
• 11:27 Don't forget kids, This is Jinsy starts on Sky Atlantic tonight at 10:10pm, don't miss it or something.. #
• 13:00 I don't want to follow @universalent up theirs! #
• 13:02 Or @lexus ever since they refused to give international superstar @iainlee a free Lexus. Cheap bastards. #
• 13:10 OR @samsungmobile Stop it Twitter! STOP IT!! #
• 13:13 @ AliceBhand If it IS that old and you've used it regularly it's PROBABLY the battery. #
• 13:21 @ AntoineJarvis She played "Pert" and he played "Fatwa" it was good times... #
• 14:15 @ stevefurst @pompeyrod It DOESN'T get any scarier than this. t.co/WQixwds3 #
• 14:18 @ stevefurst @pompeyrod Or even the complete version. t.co/8Hz8dRGh #
• 15:45 I'm no computer expert but I THINK one of my computers may have crashed. t.co/rTERKAZL #
• 16:31 @ iainlee Red Indians.. And mounties. And people with wood (Hehe.. Wood) allergies. #
• 16:46 I might go out and bust some moves later. #
• 16:46 Or, you know, go home, have a nap and some supper. #
• 16:46 I won't be popping a cap in anyone's arse though. #
• 16:46 Or pouring out a 40 for Tupac. #
• 16:48 I am watching Seconds from Disaster: Titanic. But with the sound down, this won't spoil the ending though. #
• 16:50 Remember when Siskel & Ebert went batshitcrazy over stalk & slash movies in the 80's? Well now you don't have to. t.co/fqhNgCsZ #
• 16:51 @ AbsoluteIainLee It's random Monday! Oh and give Llia a hug from me! #
• 16:51 Watch that show, you'll be OUTRAGED! #
• 17:10 @ squat_betty t.co/fqhNgCsZ thought you'd appreciate that. #
• 18:48 @ serafinowicz I read your "What was that all about?" post and have to ask, "What was that all about?" #
• 20:37 @ iainlee did a little bit of wee come out when you heard? #
• 20:39 @ idriselba they're losers. I look forward to seeing Luther swagger soon. #
• 20:39 @ iainlee at your age? Kudos! #
• 20:42 I find singing Christmas carols loudly while watching #eastenders helps. #
• 20:49 @ davidarmand in second? #
• 20:50 I have Tesco finest orange and raspberry juice in the fridge. I am so much better than you. #
• 21:42 Gears of War 3 is out tomorrow. Bothered. #
• 21:43 @ MichaelAusiello I have only seen the pilot but I agree. #
• 21:44 American Horror Story is going to blow your socks off. #
• 21:45 @ gracedent I doubt the people at True Movies bothered. #

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