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Dear Rochesterians (and subsequent suburbanites),
I get so annoyed with you on the first day of genuine snowfall because you forget how to behave on the roads. You do NOT need to drive 30 in a 40 (or worse, 50) mph lane when the little "scary" flakes are barely dusting the road. I know you'll get the hang of it soon, but seriously, people...I've only been doing this five years and I don't need a reminder.
Snow is a way of life around here.
Reluctantly yours,
Linny*
P.S. And you have no excuse when you're a shiny, burly four-wheel drive. My crappy Toyota Corolla owns you in your frightened state--and that's sad.