1. Seeing the UPS truck stop in front of your house is like having Santa Claus’s sleigh arrive in the middle of the week on a warm, sunny day. It’s just…the best. Bath and Body Works has put the Wallflowers back on sale for $6 each. To borrow a phrase, I’m over the moon. I don’t always take advantage of the $6 sale but I can’t help it at this time of year; all of my favorite scents come out to play, in particular, Autumn Apple. So if you ever come to my house and it smells like an apple orchard in the middle of June, you know you’ve arrived at the right place.
2. I only have one word for Claire Walsh on General Hospital: dickmatized. That bitch is crazy. That is all.
3. I have a stack of books on my bed, a mile high:
The Illustrated Man,
The Evolution of Calpurnia Tate,
The Mirror, and
The Help. I’m reveling but I’ve reached the point where if I sit down somewhere quiet for more than 30 minutes, I fall asleep. I’m getting old. Never fear, I shall persevere. I think.
4. I love The Vampire Diaries so much. Every episode I end up saying, “Holy shit!” and “Oh my God!” Every freakin’ episode.