science advice

May 23, 2007 01:25

Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences:
If it is green or it wiggles -- it is Biology.
If it stinks -- it is Chemistry.
If it doesn't work -- it is Physics.

Finagle's Third Law:
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Corollaries:
1. Nobody whom you ask for help will see it.
2. The first person who stops by, whose advice you really
don't want to hear, will see it immediately.
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