You can stop running from me, hair! All I want to do is ask a couple questions and take you home with me. You'd be pretty useful.

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Hah hah hah! I didn't mean come at me like that!

WHY DOESN'T A SWORD WORK ON THIS MONSTROSITY?! HAHAHA WHERE IS RAN FAN WHEN I NEED HER?!

[ooc; see icon. that is Ling right now]