Jan 29, 2005 12:43
Spot the five lies in the list:
1. [b]When I was younger, I used to walk around sucking in my cheeks like a fish hoping that it would give me dimples.[/b] This is what my cousin did. I thought that it was funny, so I decided to add it here.
2. I like all kinds of chocolate foods except chocolate ice cream. True, chocolate ice cream tastes bitter to me.
3. I once broke my bed my jumping on it. True, my cousins and I jumped on it two years ago and it crashed X-)
4. I once lost a spelling bee because I couldn't spell bologna. True, it was in second grade and I was one of the last two people in our school left still standing. We were head to head for about half an hour and people were starting to get bored watching us. Then I got the word "bologna" and I spelled it exactly the way it sounded and lost. HOW COULD A SECOND GRADER SPELL BOLOGNA? Lol it's like him trying to spell cologne.
5. I can't sleep on my back. True, I sleep on my stomach.
6. I'm allergic to oranges. True, I found out when I was eight. I still eat it, but I have to take medication first :)
7. [b]The first job profession that I thought that I wanted to do was optometry.[/b] The first thought that I wanted to be a pharmacist in the fourth grade. We could write a composition about what we wanted to be when we grew up and submit it to be entered in a school competition. I won :) I later found out that it was too much work and studying, so I changed it to webmaster, then screenwriter, then computer programmer, then animator, then finally optometry.
8. I can't do a cart wheel. True, I can't. I've tried, my legs bend in the air.
9. I once pressed all the buttons in an elevator and stopped on each floor. True, it was fun the first time down, but the second time when I went up, I got annoyed of stopping, and my parents yelled at me for getting lost.
10. I have burned milk. True, I was trying to boil some milk for my cousin's milk bottle, and I burned it :( I didn't even know that milk could burn.
11. [b]I'm left handed.[/b]I'm not, in fact, my grandmother tried to make all the left handed people in our family right handed when they were younger, for some reason.
12. [b]Although I don't like them, I chew vitamins.[/b] Definitely false. I can't stand their taste.
13. [b]I have a collection of bottle caps.[/b] Scroll down in my journal to see what I [b]do[/b] collect.
14. I can roll my tongue. True, I can :)
15. I like clam chowder. True, I didn't the day before I typed up these sentences because I never had it before, but I found out that I did like them. I had some while I typed these sentences up.