Let do some memes!
All stolen from hysteric_hearts:
What happened at 10:00 am today?
I was just waking up to go to work. Well kinda. That was at 10:30. CLOSE ENOUGH.
Where did you last eat?
That place that pays my bills... or work if you're simple.
What were you doing at 8:30pm saturday night?
Working.
What are you thinking about right now?
How I'm not working tomorrow! \o/
Name some lyrics from the song your listening to now?
"I feel so untouched right now, need you so much."
What are you doing right now besides this survey?
RPing with aphroditeangel. lol. We are nerds.
What are your plans tomorrow?
Getting my paycheck, laundry at my Mom's, crying as I write the rent check, lol.
What are you looking forward to in the next week?
REAPER 202, BITCHES! HELL YEAH!
Why did your parents give you the name you have?
I know the story of my first name. I was named after Erica Kane on All My Children, but it's spelled Erika because my grandfather wanted me to have a German name. My middle name, I have no clue.
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
>_> I'm not saying him! Absolutely not. *looks down*
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
*laughs* Oh silly little survey, you're a riot.
What was the reason you last cried?
I am a depressed, sad little fangirl. Oh, no, wait. No, I had my "the cable bill hasn't gotten paid and Comcast shut me off and I have no Internet at home and what am I gonna doooooooo?" breakdown.
Where is your father?
Which one? They're both at home, but biological father is in Seattle and "Daddy" is here in Tucson.
Are you listening to music?
Yes! Right now it's "Satellite" by the Backstreet Boys!
Is there anything that you are craving right now?
Food? Okay seriously... ice cream. Yes. And Arby's.
When did your last hug take place & who was it with?
Monday morning. My dad came into my work for food.
Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
JLDHGFHJG!! YES. IT'S NOT E-R-I-C-A, AND IT'S CERTAINLY NOT E-R-I-C-K-A!
Have you ever started a sentence with "no offense,but"?
Of course!
Do you drink tea?
XP No thanks.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
I hope so. I'll be 33! I better be!
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
A few people, yes.
Is anything wrong with your eyes?
My left eye sucks, but as long as I'm using both eyes I see okay. Means my depth perception is shit though.
Do you throw your candy wrappers away?
Yeah.
Do you ever write notes on your hand?
I try not to
Do you cry when you get an injury?
If it hurts enough.
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Yup.
Last movie you watched?
Wow. Um... Happy Gilmore, I believe.
Where did you sleep last night?
Bedddd....
Where is your phone?
In my apartment. Good job Erika.
When is the last time you were in a swimming pool?
Years ago, lol.
Have you ever fallen backwards on a chair?
Yeah, lol.
Are you happy right now?
Eh... I'm meh. Totally mehhhhhhhh.
Do you miss anyone?
Yeah. >_>
What do you feel like watching?
Eh. IDK.
Do you ever try to write with your non-dominant hand?
lol. Good for a laugh.
Who makes you laugh the most?
Haha. Everyone I know!
Who starred in your last dream?
Um, just me. I think.
What's on your mind right now?
Backstreet. lol.
Have you ever gone Christmas caroling?
Oh God no.
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
JLHGRL NOW THERE IS THANKS TO THIS STUPID MEME.
Whats an obsession you have?
Haha. Just one?
How many pillows do you sleep with?
2
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Nope.
What are you drinking right now?
Zip. Zilch. Nada.
How's the weather?
Actually really nice right now. Forecastfox is telling me partly cloudly and 66.
Who do you trust with EVERYTHING?
Jacquie, or my sisters.
Do you talk a lot?
If I know the person I'm talking to
SEX
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: No
The same sex: No
Someone you weren't in a relationship with?: No
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex?: No
Have you lost your virginity?: No
To both genders?: No
Had sex in a public place?: No
Have you cheated on someone?: No
Been cheated on?: No
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn?: Yeah.
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: No
TOTAL: 1
DRUGS
Have you smoked cigarettes more than once?: No
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or saliva?: No
Used hard drugs?: No
Used needle drugs or inhalants?: No
Used prescription pills to get high?: No
Bought drugs?: No, cause Midol and Excedrin don't count.
Sold drugs?: No
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: Nope
Overdosed?: No!
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: Ugh, no. I am a pansy.
TOTAL: 1
AND... ROCK AND ROLL
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore gangster rap?: No
Have you been to a real rock/metal/punk concert?: Does KFMA Day count? I'll say yes.
Have you moshed, headbanged, or slam-danced, or do you often?: No
Are you or have you been in a rock/metal/punk band?: No.
Have you had complaints from neighbors for loud music?: No
Do you rave, or have you been to one?: No.
Does your music typically contain screaming or lots of profanity?: LOL NO.
Does your music typically talk about anarchy, crime, suicide or drugs?: UM. POSTER GIRL DOES. BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT. So no.
TOTAL: 2
SMASHED
Have you drank hard alcohol?: I can't. The taste makes me gag.
Do you drink often?: No
Have you taken shots?: No
Have you thrown up from drinking?: No
Have you passed out?: No
Have you played drinking games?: No
Was your first real drink before the age of 15?: No
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?: No
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?: No
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?: No
TOTAL: 2
FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNTS & MAILBOX BASEBALL
Have you shoplifted?: No
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?: No
Used a fake ID?: No.
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: No
Any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?: No
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?: No
Are you/have you been in a street gang?: No.
Packed a weapon?: No
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: No
Ever been arrested?: No
TOTAL: 2
A DISRUPTION TO OTHER STUDENTS
Have you failed a class?: Yes.
Been suspended?: No
Been expelled?: No
Cut class?: Yes, but it was in college, so lol
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, yelled at them, or vandalised their stuff?: No
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?: No
Held or participated in a protest at school?: No
Got into a fight at school?: No
Done drugs at school?: No
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?: No
TOTAL: 4 OMG I'M MOVING ON UP!
SHE'S GOT A SEPTUM RING & GREEN LIBERTY SPIKES
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: No
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: No
Have you gotten any tattoos?: No
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: No
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?: No
Do you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male): No
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunny ears, fangs, armwarmers)?: No
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, artsy, hippie, etc.?: No
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: No
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: No
Do you break the school dress code often?: Nope, never did
TOTAL: 4
SHIT HAPPENS
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?: No
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?: No
Have you committed a violent crime?: No
Have you ever almost died?: No
Do you have any mental illnesses?: I'm pretty sure I have PMDD, so yeah
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: Kinda.
Have you attempted suicide?: I've thought about it.
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?: No
Have you ever had a substance habit?: No
TOTAL: 5.5
WE'RE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR, SON
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: No
Ever had a party while your parents were out?: No
Ever steal from your parents?: No
Ever crash your parents' car?: No
Run away?: Yes, but came home right away. It was more of a cooldown walk.
Been grounded for a month or more?: Yes.
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?: No
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?: No
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?: No
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: No
TOTAL: 7
AMATEUR JACKASS
Ever skinny dipped?: No
Set something large on fire?: No
Stapled yourself?: Not on purpose, no
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: No
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?: No
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: No
Streaked?: No.
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?: No
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: No, can never make it that far.
Set off illegal fireworks?: No
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?: No
TOTAL: 7
Find your score:
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered...you go to church, right?
31% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91% - 100%: How on earth are you still alive? You've actually done it all.
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What happened at 10:00 am today?
I was just waking up to go to work. Well kinda. That was at 10:30. CLOSE ENOUGH.
Where did you last eat?
That place that pays my bills... or work if you're simple.
What were you doing at 8:30pm saturday night?
Working.
What are you thinking about right now?
How I'm not working tomorrow! \o/
Name some lyrics from the song your listening to now?
"I feel so untouched right now, need you so much."
What are you doing right now besides this survey?
RPing with aphroditeangel. lol. We are nerds.
What are your plans tomorrow?
Getting my paycheck, laundry at my Mom's, crying as I write the rent check, lol.
What are you looking forward to in the next week?
REAPER 202, BITCHES! HELL YEAH!
Why did your parents give you the name you have?
I know the story of my first name. I was named after Erica Kane on All My Children, but it's spelled Erika because my grandfather wanted me to have a German name. My middle name, I have no clue.
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
>_> I'm not saying him! Absolutely not. *looks down*
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
*laughs* Oh silly little survey, you're a riot.
What was the reason you last cried?
I am a depressed, sad little fangirl. Oh, no, wait. No, I had my "the cable bill hasn't gotten paid and Comcast shut me off and I have no Internet at home and what am I gonna doooooooo?" breakdown.
Where is your father?
Which one? They're both at home, but biological father is in Seattle and "Daddy" is here in Tucson.
Are you listening to music?
Yes! Right now it's "Satellite" by the Backstreet Boys!
Is there anything that you are craving right now?
Food? Okay seriously... ice cream. Yes. And Arby's.
When did your last hug take place & who was it with?
Monday morning. My dad came into my work for food.
Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
JLDHGFHJG!! YES. IT'S NOT E-R-I-C-A, AND IT'S CERTAINLY NOT E-R-I-C-K-A!
Have you ever started a sentence with "no offense,but"?
Of course!
Do you drink tea?
XP No thanks.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
I hope so. I'll be 33! I better be!
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
A few people, yes.
Is anything wrong with your eyes?
My left eye sucks, but as long as I'm using both eyes I see okay. Means my depth perception is shit though.
Do you throw your candy wrappers away?
Yeah.
Do you ever write notes on your hand?
I try not to
Do you cry when you get an injury?
If it hurts enough.
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Yup.
Last movie you watched?
Wow. Um... Happy Gilmore, I believe.
Where did you sleep last night?
Bedddd....
Where is your phone?
In my apartment. Good job Erika.
When is the last time you were in a swimming pool?
Years ago, lol.
Have you ever fallen backwards on a chair?
Yeah, lol.
Are you happy right now?
Eh... I'm meh. Totally mehhhhhhhh.
Do you miss anyone?
Yeah. >_>
What do you feel like watching?
Eh. IDK.
Do you ever try to write with your non-dominant hand?
lol. Good for a laugh.
Who makes you laugh the most?
Haha. Everyone I know!
Who starred in your last dream?
Um, just me. I think.
What's on your mind right now?
Backstreet. lol.
Have you ever gone Christmas caroling?
Oh God no.
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
JLHGRL NOW THERE IS THANKS TO THIS STUPID MEME.
Whats an obsession you have?
Haha. Just one?
How many pillows do you sleep with?
2
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Nope.
What are you drinking right now?
Zip. Zilch. Nada.
How's the weather?
Actually really nice right now. Forecastfox is telling me partly cloudly and 66.
Who do you trust with EVERYTHING?
Jacquie, or my sisters.
Do you talk a lot?
If I know the person I'm talking to
SEX
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: No
The same sex: No
Someone you weren't in a relationship with?: No
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex?: No
Have you lost your virginity?: No
To both genders?: No
Had sex in a public place?: No
Have you cheated on someone?: No
Been cheated on?: No
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn?: Yeah.
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: No
TOTAL: 1
DRUGS
Have you smoked cigarettes more than once?: No
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or saliva?: No
Used hard drugs?: No
Used needle drugs or inhalants?: No
Used prescription pills to get high?: No
Bought drugs?: No, cause Midol and Excedrin don't count.
Sold drugs?: No
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: Nope
Overdosed?: No!
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: Ugh, no. I am a pansy.
TOTAL: 1
AND... ROCK AND ROLL
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore gangster rap?: No
Have you been to a real rock/metal/punk concert?: Does KFMA Day count? I'll say yes.
Have you moshed, headbanged, or slam-danced, or do you often?: No
Are you or have you been in a rock/metal/punk band?: No.
Have you had complaints from neighbors for loud music?: No
Do you rave, or have you been to one?: No.
Does your music typically contain screaming or lots of profanity?: LOL NO.
Does your music typically talk about anarchy, crime, suicide or drugs?: UM. POSTER GIRL DOES. BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT. So no.
TOTAL: 2
SMASHED
Have you drank hard alcohol?: I can't. The taste makes me gag.
Do you drink often?: No
Have you taken shots?: No
Have you thrown up from drinking?: No
Have you passed out?: No
Have you played drinking games?: No
Was your first real drink before the age of 15?: No
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?: No
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?: No
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?: No
TOTAL: 2
FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNTS & MAILBOX BASEBALL
Have you shoplifted?: No
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?: No
Used a fake ID?: No.
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: No
Any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?: No
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?: No
Are you/have you been in a street gang?: No.
Packed a weapon?: No
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: No
Ever been arrested?: No
TOTAL: 2
A DISRUPTION TO OTHER STUDENTS
Have you failed a class?: Yes.
Been suspended?: No
Been expelled?: No
Cut class?: Yes, but it was in college, so lol
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, yelled at them, or vandalised their stuff?: No
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?: No
Held or participated in a protest at school?: No
Got into a fight at school?: No
Done drugs at school?: No
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?: No
TOTAL: 4 OMG I'M MOVING ON UP!
SHE'S GOT A SEPTUM RING & GREEN LIBERTY SPIKES
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: No
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: No
Have you gotten any tattoos?: No
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: No
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?: No
Do you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male): No
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunny ears, fangs, armwarmers)?: No
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, artsy, hippie, etc.?: No
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: No
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: No
Do you break the school dress code often?: Nope, never did
TOTAL: 4
SHIT HAPPENS
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?: No
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?: No
Have you committed a violent crime?: No
Have you ever almost died?: No
Do you have any mental illnesses?: I'm pretty sure I have PMDD, so yeah
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: Kinda.
Have you attempted suicide?: I've thought about it.
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?: No
Have you ever had a substance habit?: No
TOTAL: 5.5
WE'RE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR, SON
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: No
Ever had a party while your parents were out?: No
Ever steal from your parents?: No
Ever crash your parents' car?: No
Run away?: Yes, but came home right away. It was more of a cooldown walk.
Been grounded for a month or more?: Yes.
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?: No
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?: No
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?: No
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: No
TOTAL: 7
AMATEUR JACKASS
Ever skinny dipped?: No
Set something large on fire?: No
Stapled yourself?: Not on purpose, no
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: No
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?: No
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: No
Streaked?: No.
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?: No
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: No, can never make it that far.
Set off illegal fireworks?: No
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?: No
TOTAL: 7
Find your score:
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered...you go to church, right?
31% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91% - 100%: How on earth are you still alive? You've actually done it all.
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