i sat in a swanky bar downtown last night twisting my ruby ring around my finger waiting for lara to breeze through the doors all bleach-blonde and smiling. it felt like a first date; when we sat down she was fanning her armpits. we drank five dollar martinis and laughed way louder than anyone else. she was telling me about how, her first night ( Read more... )

i got a strange comment this morning from a flickr user i didn't recognize (he commented "is this mole neck women?" on a picture of a freckle on my neck), so i checked out his profile to make sure he wasn't a(nother) fetishist i needed to block from adding me to his jerk-off pile.

( turns out I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG. )

so last week at the cover-up, my friends katie, colleen and i collaborated to take this picture of a girl's CRACK and her boyfriend TOUCHING HER CRACK:


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larry woke me up this morning with a rap about mlk jr.
i was still rubbing my eyes when he finished and i joked, "did you write that in the shower?"
and he said "no, i wrote it when i was eighteen."

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yesterday was lara's birthday. i talked to her on the phone sitting curled up in my pajamas.

this was friday night:

( & the video we were watching )

some of you may be familiar with the veritable ARMY OF ARTISTRY that i'm involved with, collectively called make,believe - the force behind "fuck or die" and "mid oaks" - well holy hell, they've done it again.

& this time with zombies.
a music video for tilly & the wall's "sing songs along":

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Last night, I went out to see The Beauty Shop:


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    I HAVE OFFICIALLY FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING TO DO ON THE INTERNETS.

you guys remember myheritage, right?  it's this website that, if you spend money, lets you search for your ye olde ancestors by uploading pictures of your face and viewing the results of whom you most resemble in their database.  but to lure you in, they let you use their ( Read more... )

so i've been working on this short story for something like a month and i just realized that in it i have DIRECTLY AND BLATANTLY ripped off faulkner