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May 29, 2006 03:24

Your Commitment to Us

In addition to your primary job responsibilities, we’re asking you for the following commitments
-Show off your great smile
-Provide each customer with the best quick service restaurant experience in Canada
-Be punctual
-Adhere to our appearance policy-Image is Everything!
-Wear a smile (doesn’t this fall under ‘show off your great smile)
-Give 100% every shift
etc etc
-Did we say “wear a smile” (yes, it actually says this)

The question is: Am I ready for this commitment?

Oh, and Kelly thanks for inviting me to your home for your shindig and finding me.
Tim, thanks for the drive.
God, big ups big guy.
The Burger King: I don’t work for you sucka so no thanks pal-O

So it’s 1:30am and I am just chilling by my laptop and all of a sudden my little brother opens the door and says “do you want a cell phone?” I figure sure why the heck not. Then he says “This is Taylor. He loooooves you”

Well, this just confused me for several reasons.
1. How did this kid get to the house, why is he here and who is he?
2. It’s 1:30am….what the hell
3. Taylor is 15 and in high school. Stephan is still in grade 8. How is Stephan friends with this kid?
4. Once again: Who is this kid?
5. How do I get him out of my house?

I decided my safest bet was to stay in my room until this mysterious Taylor kid leaves from whence he came.

He doesn’t end up leaving until 2:30ish. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. WHO ARE YOU?
That’s about it.
-Lindsay
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