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I don’t know what I am going to do with my life. I don’t want to loaf around forever and turn to mush although I am sure there are plenty of people that find that appealing. I have just been thinking about it recently because I’m choosing things for school that will affect what I will be doing in 3 years. What am I going to do with the courses I am taking? What will I be...here's what she said to me... Que Sera Sera
ANYWAYS
What am I going to do?
I’ve only ever had 3 future plans and none of them are really serious or could ever actually materilaize into something real.
Job 1: Owner of a Trail-Mix Factory located in California
several years ago Siobhan had mentioned something about California and trail mix and I thought that owning a trail-mix factory in California would be a pretty awesome job.
Problems with this job:
1. Is trail-mix even that popular in California? I kind of just assumed it was.
2. I don’t have any idea where I would get money to build/start this factory
3. I don’t know anything about running a factory or how to go about hiring people to work at a trail-mix factory. What kind of credentials would the employees need? Do they have to like trail-mix to work at a trail-mix factory?
4. California is sunny most of the year and as many people know I burn very easily.
5. I would have to compete with the Planters company
Job 2: Miniature Doll furniture Maker
When I was about 8 my mom took me to this craft store in PEI and they had doll houses with miniature stoves, chairs, beds and other paraphernalia. This miniature world intrigued me and ever since then I could picture myself widdling doll furniture.
Problems with this job:
1. I’ve never widdled in my life. Is it something self-taught or are there widdling classes I can take?
2. It’s not the 19th century so there’s not much of a market for miniature furniture. Little boys and girls would rather play with their super soakers, nerf shooters and doo-dads of that sort.
3. Would I have to join a union? A miniature furniture making union?
4. I’m afraid of knives and I am accident prone so I think carving/widdling would be hazardous to me
5. I’d get too attached to whatever I’d make and not want to sell it
Job 3: Potato Chip Jingle Writer
In my spare time I do several things: read, draw, watch movies, ride my bike, worry about my well-being and write funny poems. I’ve always loved jingles for breakfast cereals, cleaning products and candy bars and I like to make my own jingles up for different products. I don’t know why I specifically chose potato chips but in my head I just decided that the Humpty Dumpty potato chip people needed me to write them jingles
Problems with this job:
1. The people at the Humpty Dumpty potato chip company would first have to hire me
2. I don’t even like potato chips that much
3. If they ended up hiring me and liking my jingle then they would make commercials playing my jingle. That means I would hear my jingle over and over and over and over again and it would eventually drive me crazy.
4. With my luck the people at Humpty Dumpty would probably hire Fergie from the black eyed peas to sing my jingle and this would really upset me.
5. The big-wigs at the Humpty Dumpty potato chip company would probably send me to some secluded cabin away from the annoyances of society. I would write the jingle for their BBQ flavoured chips there and then head to the big city to show them, but there would be a horrible storm and my car would go off the side of the road. A fan would save me, except the fan would be crazy and would trap me in their home and make me write jingles for them. I would try to escape but they would catch me and break my legs…and although this is basically the plot from the Stephen King novel ‘Misery’ it doesn’t mean it couldn’t happen to me.
And here’s some unrelated garbage
It is 5 days until the 1st of June meaning there are 3 months and 5 days until the 1st of September.
Now, that I have stated the obvious I shall continue.
I watched a dog get “introduced” into a pen of 3 other dogs. The three dogs bit the newly introduced dog and barked at him/her. The lady at the pet store said it would take about half an hour until the other dogs accepted the new dog. Only if people were that accepting. Wouldn’t it be great if you could just bark at someone for 30 minutes and then become good friends with them right after. I’m thinking yes. I am definitely thinking yes.
I yearn (yes yearn) to coordinate, organize, alphabetize, and tidy.
Moving on.
And good night.
ANYWAYS
What am I going to do?
I’ve only ever had 3 future plans and none of them are really serious or could ever actually materilaize into something real.
Job 1: Owner of a Trail-Mix Factory located in California
several years ago Siobhan had mentioned something about California and trail mix and I thought that owning a trail-mix factory in California would be a pretty awesome job.
Problems with this job:
1. Is trail-mix even that popular in California? I kind of just assumed it was.
2. I don’t have any idea where I would get money to build/start this factory
3. I don’t know anything about running a factory or how to go about hiring people to work at a trail-mix factory. What kind of credentials would the employees need? Do they have to like trail-mix to work at a trail-mix factory?
4. California is sunny most of the year and as many people know I burn very easily.
5. I would have to compete with the Planters company
Job 2: Miniature Doll furniture Maker
When I was about 8 my mom took me to this craft store in PEI and they had doll houses with miniature stoves, chairs, beds and other paraphernalia. This miniature world intrigued me and ever since then I could picture myself widdling doll furniture.
Problems with this job:
1. I’ve never widdled in my life. Is it something self-taught or are there widdling classes I can take?
2. It’s not the 19th century so there’s not much of a market for miniature furniture. Little boys and girls would rather play with their super soakers, nerf shooters and doo-dads of that sort.
3. Would I have to join a union? A miniature furniture making union?
4. I’m afraid of knives and I am accident prone so I think carving/widdling would be hazardous to me
5. I’d get too attached to whatever I’d make and not want to sell it
Job 3: Potato Chip Jingle Writer
In my spare time I do several things: read, draw, watch movies, ride my bike, worry about my well-being and write funny poems. I’ve always loved jingles for breakfast cereals, cleaning products and candy bars and I like to make my own jingles up for different products. I don’t know why I specifically chose potato chips but in my head I just decided that the Humpty Dumpty potato chip people needed me to write them jingles
Problems with this job:
1. The people at the Humpty Dumpty potato chip company would first have to hire me
2. I don’t even like potato chips that much
3. If they ended up hiring me and liking my jingle then they would make commercials playing my jingle. That means I would hear my jingle over and over and over and over again and it would eventually drive me crazy.
4. With my luck the people at Humpty Dumpty would probably hire Fergie from the black eyed peas to sing my jingle and this would really upset me.
5. The big-wigs at the Humpty Dumpty potato chip company would probably send me to some secluded cabin away from the annoyances of society. I would write the jingle for their BBQ flavoured chips there and then head to the big city to show them, but there would be a horrible storm and my car would go off the side of the road. A fan would save me, except the fan would be crazy and would trap me in their home and make me write jingles for them. I would try to escape but they would catch me and break my legs…and although this is basically the plot from the Stephen King novel ‘Misery’ it doesn’t mean it couldn’t happen to me.
And here’s some unrelated garbage
It is 5 days until the 1st of June meaning there are 3 months and 5 days until the 1st of September.
Now, that I have stated the obvious I shall continue.
I watched a dog get “introduced” into a pen of 3 other dogs. The three dogs bit the newly introduced dog and barked at him/her. The lady at the pet store said it would take about half an hour until the other dogs accepted the new dog. Only if people were that accepting. Wouldn’t it be great if you could just bark at someone for 30 minutes and then become good friends with them right after. I’m thinking yes. I am definitely thinking yes.
I yearn (yes yearn) to coordinate, organize, alphabetize, and tidy.
Moving on.
And good night.