Things that are fired
- my immune system
- my inexplicably swollen and puffy eyes
- my eye drops, which have disappeared (seriously-- I have 3 bottles of the good stuff, which ashinae made me pick up--do you think I can find one of them? No.
- my insomnia (I'm sick as a very pathetic puppy dog, and you decide to come visit. Thanks for that.)
- my reproductive system (I applaud the work ethic, but seriously... your services are not currently required. You could be slightly less efficient and enthusiasm, and that would be all right, you know)
- South Korea and China (they know why. Oh yes, they know why)
- The BC government and school system, for cutting funding again, resulting in the AH being laid off to the recall list for the fourth straight year. It's getting worse, not better... every year the layoff line is further back than the year before--no one's getting any closer to a permanent job.
- The higher ups in the school district who decided that it was appropriate to lay off the six teachers at the AH's school who were behind the line... in a cattle call, all at once, rather than having the courtesy to to do it one at a time. Klassy. Very Klassy.
Things that are not fired:
- my Monkey, who wowed everyone at speech therapy yesterday, at the first class since her tubes were installed
- my boss, who pulled me aside yesterday for a check in that was entirely 'you're doing an awesome job' and 'let me know if there's anything I can do to help'
- my friends who put up with me when I'm bitchy. Seriously--you guys are all rockstars.
And now to work. I'm so not in the mood for this. South Korea and China--I've already fired you once today--don't push it!
- my inexplicably swollen and puffy eyes
- my eye drops, which have disappeared (seriously-- I have 3 bottles of the good stuff, which ashinae made me pick up--do you think I can find one of them? No.
- my insomnia (I'm sick as a very pathetic puppy dog, and you decide to come visit. Thanks for that.)
- my reproductive system (I applaud the work ethic, but seriously... your services are not currently required. You could be slightly less efficient and enthusiasm, and that would be all right, you know)
- South Korea and China (they know why. Oh yes, they know why)
- The BC government and school system, for cutting funding again, resulting in the AH being laid off to the recall list for the fourth straight year. It's getting worse, not better... every year the layoff line is further back than the year before--no one's getting any closer to a permanent job.
- The higher ups in the school district who decided that it was appropriate to lay off the six teachers at the AH's school who were behind the line... in a cattle call, all at once, rather than having the courtesy to to do it one at a time. Klassy. Very Klassy.
Things that are not fired:
- my Monkey, who wowed everyone at speech therapy yesterday, at the first class since her tubes were installed
- my boss, who pulled me aside yesterday for a check in that was entirely 'you're doing an awesome job' and 'let me know if there's anything I can do to help'
- my friends who put up with me when I'm bitchy. Seriously--you guys are all rockstars.
And now to work. I'm so not in the mood for this. South Korea and China--I've already fired you once today--don't push it!