"My name is Cecil and I got fat and old and stupid ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream that a serial killer/rapist/orc monster/demon thing came out of Eric's closet and hunted me around his apartment so he could tear me apart, use my blood as paint for its interior decorating project, and wear me as a hat. I woke up in a cold sweat to Eric cuddling me and telling me that everything was going to be alright. ( Read more... )