warning: shield the eyes of children and those allergic to bad taste...
Ok, now we all know that J. Crew puts out some dubious menswear in the name of prep. Those madras patchwork pants have been out long enough that i could *maybe* see a really REALLY english looking preppy guy wearing them and still maintaining his cool manly charm. And when those lobster and whale embroidered chinos came out ala male lilly pullitzer garb, we all had a little giggle about buying them as a semi joke for your favorite guy's guy.
HOWEVER.
Today I was trolling the online sale portion of jcrew.com and noticed these sartorial offenders:
i have no words.
i mean, i know there has been an on/off 80's comeback but... WHA? You'd surely get thrown out of every martha's vinyard, cape cod, et al country club in THIS! Oh the horror. I can barely stand to look at them. And the funniest part is that they are on FINAL SALE for... wait for it... $59.99. HAHAHAHAHAHA....
And you know how J. Crew always names their colors like lapis, and birch, and ocean? Well this is just "multicolor". Haha, not even marketing would touch these babies with a 10 foot pole.
Um, KrisKross called and they want their pants back.
HOWEVER.
Today I was trolling the online sale portion of jcrew.com and noticed these sartorial offenders:
i have no words.
i mean, i know there has been an on/off 80's comeback but... WHA? You'd surely get thrown out of every martha's vinyard, cape cod, et al country club in THIS! Oh the horror. I can barely stand to look at them. And the funniest part is that they are on FINAL SALE for... wait for it... $59.99. HAHAHAHAHAHA....
And you know how J. Crew always names their colors like lapis, and birch, and ocean? Well this is just "multicolor". Haha, not even marketing would touch these babies with a 10 foot pole.
Um, KrisKross called and they want their pants back.