[fic] Hugs issues - Reituki - oneshot
Title: Hugs issues
Chapter: oneshot
Author: limaccia_san
Gender: humour, fluff, crack
Warnings: plain stupid fic xD
Rating: pg-13
Band: the GazettE
Pairing: Reituki
Disclaimer: don’t own anyone
Synopsis: “Hey hey Rei chan”
Summary: I’ve always wondered why Reita didn’t reply to the question “What happens if a boy hey hey you?”, and this is the result!
Comments: at the bottom.
“Oh!!! Hugs!!” Uruha chirped, walking closer to the hugging couple. “I want one too”
Ruki glared at him and Reita raised one of his thin eyebrows and said: “Go ask Kai!”
“Buuuuuut” he whined” I want one with you two.. or.. is this one of your moments?”
“IT IS!!” they yelled at the same time.
“Then I’ll wait until you’ve finished, then Rei’s going to hug me too” he said, sure that the other’d agree with his brilliant compromise.
“What the hell!! What do you think I’m? The pixie-hug?!?! I’m not here to hug everyone who asks, you know!” Reita reasoned, making Ruki giggle as he imagined a pixie Reita complete of frill dress and nauseating smile giving hugs to random, scared people.
“Daaaw you’re sooo mean to me” he whined again “besides you hug Ruki every time”
“But Ruki always deserves it” he said fondly, squeezing a bit the little body in his arms “Plus I can’t hug two people at a time”
“Yeah, you can!! It’s just that you don’t want to” Uruha said, offended.
“Exactly” said Reita, who really hoped that Uruha’d leave him alone with his little vocalist who had began to purr and snuggle his neck at his caresses.
Uruha gasped dramatically and then yelled: “Ruki, it’s all your fault!! He runs out all his hugs with you and I never get one”
Ruki just laughed at this: “I didn’t know you had a limited number of hug to dispense”
“I didn’t either” replied Reita laughing along.
“Well now you do, and I demand one!!” he insisted.
“Shima can’t you just go to fuck off??” Reita asked politely.
Uruha huffed noisily and turned, walking away with big steps.
The couple sighed in relief and hugged tighter. Reita poked his nose in the other’s neck, the fabric of his noseband tickling Ruki, who giggled cutely
Then something came running toward them, screaming something unintelligible and scaring the crap out of hem. When “the thing” get closer they discover it was nothing but Uruha, who, with a creepy war cry, grabbed Ruki by his hips, trying to pry him away from Reita’s arms.
Luckily the bassist, even if the sudden blitz really scared him, was quick enough to grip Ruki’s body tightly and soon felt the other’s arms around his neck and his voice yell at Uruha:
“What the hell!! Let me go you fucktard!!”
“Never, you’re the one who have to let go” an hysteric Uruha yelled back and moved his hands to tickle the vocalist, but Ruki was smarter and took the chance to escape:
“REI RUUUUN!!” and the bassist began to run away from Uruha with the chibi still clinging to his neck. The guitarist didn’t give up though and ceased the running couple: “You bastards, come back here!!”
In the meantime, on the couch two other people were watching the scene.
“How can the be so hyperactive this early in the morning??” Aoi asked annoyed.
“Aaah the youth” sighed dreamily Kai.
“Oooe, do you mean I’m old??” Aoi asked, glaring at the poor drummer.
“Nee, Aoi kun, your skin looks every day more velvety” Kai replied with a smile of his.
“Really?? Oh thanks Kai kun, I use..”
But Kai’d never know the immense number of beauty creams Aoi used everyday, because in that moment he was interrupted from Uruha, who was yelling again:
“ENOUGH!!!”
Reita e Ruki, still hugging, froze on the spot, ready to fight back whatever attack’d come. But Uruha didn’t move. He took a deep breath and then he suddenly put on a shy schoolgirl’s attitude, and swatting his long eyelashes, with the sweetest voice he’d manage he chirped:
“Hey hey Rei chan”
Ruki and Reita froze.
For a second nothing happened, but then:
“URU, STOP IT!!!” the vocalist yelled desperately, but Uruha just smirked satisfied “Reita, please don’t, don’t cede, please” he said at his boyfriend, who become bright as a pepper and loosened his grip on Ruki “Look at me sweetheart, you can do it, just ignore that idiot”
“Ru..” Reita shuddered “Ruki, help me.. I can’t.. he said.. “ and, like he was in a sort of trance, he took some steps forward, toward Uruha who grinned victoriously.
“Reita! Rei, please..”
“Ru, I’m sorry.. I can’t.. I can’t resist” he said and took another trembling step toward the guitarist who spread his arms, ready to receive what he wanted, but Ruki didn’t give up:
“Reita.. oh Rei I’m sorry, but I’ve to do this”
He leaned himself on the other’s body with an arm around his neck, the other quickly went lower toward his crotch to give a firm squeeze, as his tongue poked out to lick Reita’s warm neck.
The result was immediate.
Reita shacked his head, as to clear his sight and groaned deeply as the pleasure finally got to his brain and he pulled Ruki closer by his waist, looking at him with an hungry gaze.
“You’re back” Ruki said happily, kissing his covered nose.
Reita smiled at him: “Kami sama, I almost loose it.. thank you babe >w<”
“Anytime honey >w<” and they snuggled together again.
Uruha was petrified: “WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!?” he yelled after a moment “That was my trump card!!! You’ve never resisted a “hey hey”?? WHAT THE HELL!!”
He continued to ramble as he saw the couple get all cute and smiling and share a kiss.
“Will you excuse me for a moment babe??” Reita asked
“Sure” Ruki sweetly kissed his cheek and stepped out of their hug, looking at his man:
“Uruha you’re sooo fucking dead!!!” he said with a psycho-killer like face.
Uruha whitened.
“Ahah.. Rei.. come on.. it was just a joke, there is no need to get angry.. let’s talk about it for a sec..”
And exactly a second later Uruha was running out of the practice room, yelling for help, as an infuriated Reita ceased him.
Ruki just giggled to himself at the scene and went toward the couch to sit with Aoi and Kai.
“Have you guys done being noisy kids?” Aoi asked annoyed.
“Aoi when you’re like that you seem a grumpy old bitch” Ruki replied with an insolent smirk.
“WHO THE HELL HAVE YOU CALLED OLD, YOU MIDGET???”
“Oh Aoi.. your hands.. wooow, they look so smooth..” Kai intervened to solve the situation.
“Oh did you noticed?” Aoi immediately calmed down “I brought this cream last week and I.. I.. I feel strung along =___=” he finally realised.
“Oh my, why Aoi kun??” Kai said pretending to be hurt “I was sincere”
“Oh, ok I guess.. after all it’s not that difficult to notice how hot I’m” he said, with a satisfied smile on his lips, too busy with himself to notice Ruki and Kai exchange a look and trying their best to hold back laughters.
Luckily in that moment Reita came back, plopping himself on the sofa, right next to Ruki who smiled at him and interweaved their fingers.
“People, shouldn’t we began practise??” Reita asked confused after giving an affectionate peck on Ruki’s cheek.
“Oh?? So, at last, you remembered we’re here for work! I’m so proud of you Reita “ Kai said ironically, making Aoi and Ruki laughs. Reita just poked his tongue out at him
“What have you done of Uruha?” asked Aoi.
“Me? Nothing” he replied innocently “he barricade himself in the bathroom and I’m not really in the mood to break down a door, so I went downstairs.. do you remember Hiroko san?”
“The old woman of the café? The one who always hugs Uru?” asked Kai.
“Precisely” smirked Reita.
“What have you done?” Ruki asked, all of them smirking along.
“Oh, nothing much.. but maybe I let her understand that Uru is a bit down lately cause of the lack of girlfriends, that he really is fond of her and that he’d love some extra hugs once in a while” he laughed at the thought, as he continued “You’d have seen her.. she was all red and giggling with a naughty expression”
They all burst out laughing.
“Kami sama she’s so going to rape him”
Notes ♪ :
Eeeeer.. you liked? Please? *is desperate* T^T
XD
Chapter: oneshot
Author: limaccia_san
Gender: humour, fluff, crack
Warnings: plain stupid fic xD
Rating: pg-13
Band: the GazettE
Pairing: Reituki
Disclaimer: don’t own anyone
Synopsis: “Hey hey Rei chan”
Summary: I’ve always wondered why Reita didn’t reply to the question “What happens if a boy hey hey you?”, and this is the result!
Comments: at the bottom.
“Oh!!! Hugs!!” Uruha chirped, walking closer to the hugging couple. “I want one too”
Ruki glared at him and Reita raised one of his thin eyebrows and said: “Go ask Kai!”
“Buuuuuut” he whined” I want one with you two.. or.. is this one of your moments?”
“IT IS!!” they yelled at the same time.
“Then I’ll wait until you’ve finished, then Rei’s going to hug me too” he said, sure that the other’d agree with his brilliant compromise.
“What the hell!! What do you think I’m? The pixie-hug?!?! I’m not here to hug everyone who asks, you know!” Reita reasoned, making Ruki giggle as he imagined a pixie Reita complete of frill dress and nauseating smile giving hugs to random, scared people.
“Daaaw you’re sooo mean to me” he whined again “besides you hug Ruki every time”
“But Ruki always deserves it” he said fondly, squeezing a bit the little body in his arms “Plus I can’t hug two people at a time”
“Yeah, you can!! It’s just that you don’t want to” Uruha said, offended.
“Exactly” said Reita, who really hoped that Uruha’d leave him alone with his little vocalist who had began to purr and snuggle his neck at his caresses.
Uruha gasped dramatically and then yelled: “Ruki, it’s all your fault!! He runs out all his hugs with you and I never get one”
Ruki just laughed at this: “I didn’t know you had a limited number of hug to dispense”
“I didn’t either” replied Reita laughing along.
“Well now you do, and I demand one!!” he insisted.
“Shima can’t you just go to fuck off??” Reita asked politely.
Uruha huffed noisily and turned, walking away with big steps.
The couple sighed in relief and hugged tighter. Reita poked his nose in the other’s neck, the fabric of his noseband tickling Ruki, who giggled cutely
Then something came running toward them, screaming something unintelligible and scaring the crap out of hem. When “the thing” get closer they discover it was nothing but Uruha, who, with a creepy war cry, grabbed Ruki by his hips, trying to pry him away from Reita’s arms.
Luckily the bassist, even if the sudden blitz really scared him, was quick enough to grip Ruki’s body tightly and soon felt the other’s arms around his neck and his voice yell at Uruha:
“What the hell!! Let me go you fucktard!!”
“Never, you’re the one who have to let go” an hysteric Uruha yelled back and moved his hands to tickle the vocalist, but Ruki was smarter and took the chance to escape:
“REI RUUUUN!!” and the bassist began to run away from Uruha with the chibi still clinging to his neck. The guitarist didn’t give up though and ceased the running couple: “You bastards, come back here!!”
In the meantime, on the couch two other people were watching the scene.
“How can the be so hyperactive this early in the morning??” Aoi asked annoyed.
“Aaah the youth” sighed dreamily Kai.
“Oooe, do you mean I’m old??” Aoi asked, glaring at the poor drummer.
“Nee, Aoi kun, your skin looks every day more velvety” Kai replied with a smile of his.
“Really?? Oh thanks Kai kun, I use..”
But Kai’d never know the immense number of beauty creams Aoi used everyday, because in that moment he was interrupted from Uruha, who was yelling again:
“ENOUGH!!!”
Reita e Ruki, still hugging, froze on the spot, ready to fight back whatever attack’d come. But Uruha didn’t move. He took a deep breath and then he suddenly put on a shy schoolgirl’s attitude, and swatting his long eyelashes, with the sweetest voice he’d manage he chirped:
“Hey hey Rei chan”
Ruki and Reita froze.
For a second nothing happened, but then:
“URU, STOP IT!!!” the vocalist yelled desperately, but Uruha just smirked satisfied “Reita, please don’t, don’t cede, please” he said at his boyfriend, who become bright as a pepper and loosened his grip on Ruki “Look at me sweetheart, you can do it, just ignore that idiot”
“Ru..” Reita shuddered “Ruki, help me.. I can’t.. he said.. “ and, like he was in a sort of trance, he took some steps forward, toward Uruha who grinned victoriously.
“Reita! Rei, please..”
“Ru, I’m sorry.. I can’t.. I can’t resist” he said and took another trembling step toward the guitarist who spread his arms, ready to receive what he wanted, but Ruki didn’t give up:
“Reita.. oh Rei I’m sorry, but I’ve to do this”
He leaned himself on the other’s body with an arm around his neck, the other quickly went lower toward his crotch to give a firm squeeze, as his tongue poked out to lick Reita’s warm neck.
The result was immediate.
Reita shacked his head, as to clear his sight and groaned deeply as the pleasure finally got to his brain and he pulled Ruki closer by his waist, looking at him with an hungry gaze.
“You’re back” Ruki said happily, kissing his covered nose.
Reita smiled at him: “Kami sama, I almost loose it.. thank you babe >w<”
“Anytime honey >w<” and they snuggled together again.
Uruha was petrified: “WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!?” he yelled after a moment “That was my trump card!!! You’ve never resisted a “hey hey”?? WHAT THE HELL!!”
He continued to ramble as he saw the couple get all cute and smiling and share a kiss.
“Will you excuse me for a moment babe??” Reita asked
“Sure” Ruki sweetly kissed his cheek and stepped out of their hug, looking at his man:
“Uruha you’re sooo fucking dead!!!” he said with a psycho-killer like face.
Uruha whitened.
“Ahah.. Rei.. come on.. it was just a joke, there is no need to get angry.. let’s talk about it for a sec..”
And exactly a second later Uruha was running out of the practice room, yelling for help, as an infuriated Reita ceased him.
Ruki just giggled to himself at the scene and went toward the couch to sit with Aoi and Kai.
“Have you guys done being noisy kids?” Aoi asked annoyed.
“Aoi when you’re like that you seem a grumpy old bitch” Ruki replied with an insolent smirk.
“WHO THE HELL HAVE YOU CALLED OLD, YOU MIDGET???”
“Oh Aoi.. your hands.. wooow, they look so smooth..” Kai intervened to solve the situation.
“Oh did you noticed?” Aoi immediately calmed down “I brought this cream last week and I.. I.. I feel strung along =___=” he finally realised.
“Oh my, why Aoi kun??” Kai said pretending to be hurt “I was sincere”
“Oh, ok I guess.. after all it’s not that difficult to notice how hot I’m” he said, with a satisfied smile on his lips, too busy with himself to notice Ruki and Kai exchange a look and trying their best to hold back laughters.
Luckily in that moment Reita came back, plopping himself on the sofa, right next to Ruki who smiled at him and interweaved their fingers.
“People, shouldn’t we began practise??” Reita asked confused after giving an affectionate peck on Ruki’s cheek.
“Oh?? So, at last, you remembered we’re here for work! I’m so proud of you Reita “ Kai said ironically, making Aoi and Ruki laughs. Reita just poked his tongue out at him
“What have you done of Uruha?” asked Aoi.
“Me? Nothing” he replied innocently “he barricade himself in the bathroom and I’m not really in the mood to break down a door, so I went downstairs.. do you remember Hiroko san?”
“The old woman of the café? The one who always hugs Uru?” asked Kai.
“Precisely” smirked Reita.
“What have you done?” Ruki asked, all of them smirking along.
“Oh, nothing much.. but maybe I let her understand that Uru is a bit down lately cause of the lack of girlfriends, that he really is fond of her and that he’d love some extra hugs once in a while” he laughed at the thought, as he continued “You’d have seen her.. she was all red and giggling with a naughty expression”
They all burst out laughing.
“Kami sama she’s so going to rape him”
Notes ♪ :
Eeeeer.. you liked? Please? *is desperate* T^T
XD