parade float
parade
for some damned reason i have no good picture of the parade float i spent an unpaid sleepless, whiskey and cigarettes powered week building....
dude !!! i totally worked With Jules Stock !!! world renowned inventor of the skull truck !!!!
i was sposed to help make a giant fist breaking freeof a shakle (the float is for mothers day) i made this giant shakle thing with 10 pounds of cardboard and glue and 6 cans of sparks that i ahd to drink to make in to the rivots...
mary belle k. got me this gig.... we've agreed that im the talent and shes the brains... mostly i ran arround for 5 days doing wingnut carpenrty tricks and trying to keep jules awake and organise his thousands of ideas in to something that had corporeal pressence. marybelles main job was to phone the parade people and talk excitedly about how great this float was and could somebuddy please drive out to our warehouse with a saw cuz we broke ours. she also made every buddy smoke as much as possible.
and then on parade day she showed up in a micro stretch denim catsuit and destroyed a bottle of champagn on the float after about 30 attempts to break it... champagn bottles are really strong.
and right after she broke the bottle my cameras batteriues died... i stole a camera from hershal cuz he has 12... but the one i stole uses like 8 batteries a time and only takes 1084 pixel wide pics...
i rode out nearly the entire parade in the back of the truck pulling the float cuz i hadnt slept in 3 days and was exhausted. sam was real high and just drove the truck, seth wandered off and took pics of stuff and may-be says that wandering arround in a micro charlies angels outfit all day got her a whole years worth of sexual harassment in 3 hours. she said it gave her a chance to work on her one liners. i made it through the day without even having to talk to anybuddy cuz i was walking arround in filthy glue covered pants and a bra with about 5 pounds of dirt and paint and crap dripping off of me and just scowling at everybuddy with fatigue. jules got runover by the float in the first 3 minutes and got drunk and disapeared and i left my bike at his house.
for some damned reason i have no good picture of the parade float i spent an unpaid sleepless, whiskey and cigarettes powered week building....
dude !!! i totally worked With Jules Stock !!! world renowned inventor of the skull truck !!!!
i was sposed to help make a giant fist breaking freeof a shakle (the float is for mothers day) i made this giant shakle thing with 10 pounds of cardboard and glue and 6 cans of sparks that i ahd to drink to make in to the rivots...
mary belle k. got me this gig.... we've agreed that im the talent and shes the brains... mostly i ran arround for 5 days doing wingnut carpenrty tricks and trying to keep jules awake and organise his thousands of ideas in to something that had corporeal pressence. marybelles main job was to phone the parade people and talk excitedly about how great this float was and could somebuddy please drive out to our warehouse with a saw cuz we broke ours. she also made every buddy smoke as much as possible.
and then on parade day she showed up in a micro stretch denim catsuit and destroyed a bottle of champagn on the float after about 30 attempts to break it... champagn bottles are really strong.
and right after she broke the bottle my cameras batteriues died... i stole a camera from hershal cuz he has 12... but the one i stole uses like 8 batteries a time and only takes 1084 pixel wide pics...
i rode out nearly the entire parade in the back of the truck pulling the float cuz i hadnt slept in 3 days and was exhausted. sam was real high and just drove the truck, seth wandered off and took pics of stuff and may-be says that wandering arround in a micro charlies angels outfit all day got her a whole years worth of sexual harassment in 3 hours. she said it gave her a chance to work on her one liners. i made it through the day without even having to talk to anybuddy cuz i was walking arround in filthy glue covered pants and a bra with about 5 pounds of dirt and paint and crap dripping off of me and just scowling at everybuddy with fatigue. jules got runover by the float in the first 3 minutes and got drunk and disapeared and i left my bike at his house.