I am squidless ( Read more... )

E says that I only write when I am sick. She is right. I have a cold that I am profoundly afraid is going to turn into Death Cough, and so I blog. The whole summer went by without any writing. Let it be known that since June, I have done the following things ( Read more... )

There are some things in this world for which you will never be prepared. I don't know what to do if pigs fall from the sky. I have no idea how to react if I am kidnapped by aliens who demand that I defend the state of humankind lest they will blast us all into messy oblivion. If I am accosted by rabid spider monkeys who want me to edit their rough ( Read more... )