I was so proud of myself. I was going to be a reasonable bride. I was going to be that down-to-earth creature that smiled patiently while other people described their out-of-the-way locations, or the cost of booking a church, or complained about their fiancee's numerous relatives. J and I sensibly divided the event into three parts ( Read more... )

If you are not at all interested in the internal workings of weddings, look away now. There is nothing for you to read here. It turns out that some brides like to keep all of the wedding details secret, so that the Big Day (they all call it the Big Day, like they're planning to storm the beaches of Normandy) will fill their guests with shock and ( Read more... )