SGA slash - OT3 - Dr. Beckett and the Naughty Patient
Title: Dr. Beckett and the Naughty Patient
Author: lillyjk
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis, McKay/Sheppard/Beckett - humor
Rating: PG-13
Word count: @ 1100
Summary: Written for the Urban Legends challenge (couple accidentally returns erotic tape of themselves to the video store). Also for fanfic100 Writer's Choice prompt (39 down, 61 to go). I'm not thrilled with this version of the story, but I've started writing this story about 20 times over the past two weeks and it ends up at a different place each time. funny, I love reading OT3, but I just can't seem to write it. *sigh* FYI - italicized portions are the video
To Elizabeth’s credit, her only indication that she was embarrased was a slight pinkening of her cheeks.
Rodney was watching in frozen silence, the sound of his own heartbeat almost drowning out the string of Gaelic curses spewing from Carson. Rodney could hear what sounded suspiciously like a giggle from Zelenka's general vicinity. Sheppard, the lucky bastard, was still confined to the infirmary recovering from what was suddenly a very convenient concussion.
Elizabeth hit the pause button and the flickering images on the video display stopped abruptly, freezing on a shot of Carson naked except for his labcoat, the starched white material presenting a nice contrast to his erection. “Would either of you care to explain this?”
Carson shot a look at Rodney and then turned back to Elizabeth, his accent thicker than usual as he said, “I dinna…”
Rodney sat straight up in his chair and slammed a hand down on the conference room table. “It’s obvious that Carson’s the victim of someone with good photo shop skills and bad motives.” He glared pointedly at Zelenka before continuing. “If you want to give me the video I’ll see if I can’t get to the bottom of this.”
Elizabeth arched an eyebrow at him, “Bottom? Nice choice of words, Rodney.” She clicked the play button and the camera panned over to show Rodney stretched out on his stomach on a bed in one of the unused quarters. He was completely naked, ass jiggling as Carson gave it a playful slap.
Rodney sputtered, “As I said, anyone with a basic grasp of photo-shop could put our heads on someone else’s body.” He chanced a glance at Zelenka but the other man was gazing attentively at Elizabeth.
Elizabeth hit another button and the sound of Carson’s voice filtered out of the video display.
“What seems to be the problem, Rodney? Is there something I can do for you?”
“Yes doctor, I have a swelling that needs your atten-.” Rodney broke off halfway and glared at the camera. “You’ve got to be kidding me!”
Off camera, Sheppard’s distinctive voice replied, “Come on, Rodney. You promised. Besides it’s really hot.” The camera focused in on Carson’s erection. “Looks like Carson thinks it’s hot. Besides, it’s my turn and I say Doctor Beckett and Rodney the Naughty Patient.”
The camera zoomed back out to show Rodney rolling his eyes before flopping back on his stomach. “All right, but just remember next time you’re Lorne and Carson is the Naughty Prisoner that needs to be interrogated...thoroughly.” Rodney’s eyes took on a faraway look.
Carson chimed in, “And when it’s my turn, we’re playing Dr. Jackson and General O’Neill.”
The camera wobbled a bit, and a tanned wrist covered by a black wristband momentarily filled the screen. Sheppard’s voice was shaky, “All right, all right. Now back to it.”
Rodney gave Carson a rather awkward come-hither stare over his shoulder. “Please Doctor Beckett, I have a swelling that needs your attention.”
Elizabeth hit the pause button again. “Rodney, Carson, whatever the two of you do off duty is none of my business. You’re civilians, and as such, you’re safe from the repercussions that Colonel Sheppard would face if your relationship was discovered by the wrong people.” She held up a hand to stave off Rodney’s interruption, “I agree that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is ridiculous, but Colonel Sheppard is still bound by its rules. And frankly, I think this is just the sort of thing Caldwell is waiting for.” She flashed a smile at Zelenka, “We’re all very lucky that Dr. Zelenka discovered the file and was able to remove it from the server before anyone else accessed it.”
Zelenka gave Rodney a smile full of teeth. “Yes. Still no idea how got on server. Lucky someone not so smart as you," he pointed at himself. "Dr. Fumbles McStupid able to figure out how to remove. Otherwise much bad business here.” Zelenka snapped his fingers and pointed at Rodney, the same gesture Rodney had given him before sending him off to the planet of children.
Rodney’s eyes narrowed and he lunged across the table at Zelenka. “Why you-”
One of Carson’s hands locked over his shoulders and pressed Rodney back into his seat. “Now’s not the time, Rodney.”
Elizabeth cleared her throat, fighting back a smile. “Well, in any case, disaster averted. I trust that the three of you will conduct your extracurricular activities with a little more discretion in the future.” She watched as Carson and Rodney both nodded. “Good. I’ll discuss this with Colonel Sheppard once he’s back on his feet.”
“Yes, yes, whatever. But…what about the video?” Rodney asked.
Elizabeth smiled. “Don’t worry, Rodney. I’ll take care of it myself.”
***XXX***
On screen Rodney’s dick was receiving a very thorough examination by Carson’s mouth while Rodney gave the good doctor a very enthusiastic hand job.
Teyla nodded, “So you believe Dr. Zelenka somehow obtained the video?”
Elizabeth let out a very un-Elizabeth like giggle, and snuggled back on her couch. “Yes, I don’t think he really meant any harm. Just a bit of revenge on Rodney for, well, being Rodney.” She grinned, “It’s not like we didn’t already know what the three of them have been doing.” She wiggled her eyebrows, “Although I had no idea that they were so creative.”
Teyla nodded again, “Yes, we should thank Dr. Zelenka.” She paused, her hand gesturing toward the video display. “It is most pleasant to watch them interact this way.”
“Oh, and this is my favorite part.” Elizabeth turned the volume back up.
Rodney let out a ragged moan and collapsed back on the bed, lazily licking Carson’s come off his own hand. Carson was sitting on the bed beside him, his eyes heavy-lidded as he watched Rodney lick his fingers.
Rodney rolled over on his side and looked back at the camera, his head cocked to one side. “I was just thinking, why don’t you ever ask Carson and I to pretend to be someone else? Don’t you have any fantasies?”
Carson was staring at the camera now too, “He has a point John, it there something we could do for you? You only ever want us to be Rodney and Carson,” he gestured at his rumpled labcoat, “props and all.”
Sheppard’s voice was surprisingly serious, “You guys are my fantasy.” Then the camera tilted to the side, and the screen went black.
The End
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Author: lillyjk
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis, McKay/Sheppard/Beckett - humor
Rating: PG-13
Word count: @ 1100
Summary: Written for the Urban Legends challenge (couple accidentally returns erotic tape of themselves to the video store). Also for fanfic100 Writer's Choice prompt (39 down, 61 to go). I'm not thrilled with this version of the story, but I've started writing this story about 20 times over the past two weeks and it ends up at a different place each time. funny, I love reading OT3, but I just can't seem to write it. *sigh* FYI - italicized portions are the video
To Elizabeth’s credit, her only indication that she was embarrased was a slight pinkening of her cheeks.
Rodney was watching in frozen silence, the sound of his own heartbeat almost drowning out the string of Gaelic curses spewing from Carson. Rodney could hear what sounded suspiciously like a giggle from Zelenka's general vicinity. Sheppard, the lucky bastard, was still confined to the infirmary recovering from what was suddenly a very convenient concussion.
Elizabeth hit the pause button and the flickering images on the video display stopped abruptly, freezing on a shot of Carson naked except for his labcoat, the starched white material presenting a nice contrast to his erection. “Would either of you care to explain this?”
Carson shot a look at Rodney and then turned back to Elizabeth, his accent thicker than usual as he said, “I dinna…”
Rodney sat straight up in his chair and slammed a hand down on the conference room table. “It’s obvious that Carson’s the victim of someone with good photo shop skills and bad motives.” He glared pointedly at Zelenka before continuing. “If you want to give me the video I’ll see if I can’t get to the bottom of this.”
Elizabeth arched an eyebrow at him, “Bottom? Nice choice of words, Rodney.” She clicked the play button and the camera panned over to show Rodney stretched out on his stomach on a bed in one of the unused quarters. He was completely naked, ass jiggling as Carson gave it a playful slap.
Rodney sputtered, “As I said, anyone with a basic grasp of photo-shop could put our heads on someone else’s body.” He chanced a glance at Zelenka but the other man was gazing attentively at Elizabeth.
Elizabeth hit another button and the sound of Carson’s voice filtered out of the video display.
“What seems to be the problem, Rodney? Is there something I can do for you?”
“Yes doctor, I have a swelling that needs your atten-.” Rodney broke off halfway and glared at the camera. “You’ve got to be kidding me!”
Off camera, Sheppard’s distinctive voice replied, “Come on, Rodney. You promised. Besides it’s really hot.” The camera focused in on Carson’s erection. “Looks like Carson thinks it’s hot. Besides, it’s my turn and I say Doctor Beckett and Rodney the Naughty Patient.”
The camera zoomed back out to show Rodney rolling his eyes before flopping back on his stomach. “All right, but just remember next time you’re Lorne and Carson is the Naughty Prisoner that needs to be interrogated...thoroughly.” Rodney’s eyes took on a faraway look.
Carson chimed in, “And when it’s my turn, we’re playing Dr. Jackson and General O’Neill.”
The camera wobbled a bit, and a tanned wrist covered by a black wristband momentarily filled the screen. Sheppard’s voice was shaky, “All right, all right. Now back to it.”
Rodney gave Carson a rather awkward come-hither stare over his shoulder. “Please Doctor Beckett, I have a swelling that needs your attention.”
Elizabeth hit the pause button again. “Rodney, Carson, whatever the two of you do off duty is none of my business. You’re civilians, and as such, you’re safe from the repercussions that Colonel Sheppard would face if your relationship was discovered by the wrong people.” She held up a hand to stave off Rodney’s interruption, “I agree that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is ridiculous, but Colonel Sheppard is still bound by its rules. And frankly, I think this is just the sort of thing Caldwell is waiting for.” She flashed a smile at Zelenka, “We’re all very lucky that Dr. Zelenka discovered the file and was able to remove it from the server before anyone else accessed it.”
Zelenka gave Rodney a smile full of teeth. “Yes. Still no idea how got on server. Lucky someone not so smart as you," he pointed at himself. "Dr. Fumbles McStupid able to figure out how to remove. Otherwise much bad business here.” Zelenka snapped his fingers and pointed at Rodney, the same gesture Rodney had given him before sending him off to the planet of children.
Rodney’s eyes narrowed and he lunged across the table at Zelenka. “Why you-”
One of Carson’s hands locked over his shoulders and pressed Rodney back into his seat. “Now’s not the time, Rodney.”
Elizabeth cleared her throat, fighting back a smile. “Well, in any case, disaster averted. I trust that the three of you will conduct your extracurricular activities with a little more discretion in the future.” She watched as Carson and Rodney both nodded. “Good. I’ll discuss this with Colonel Sheppard once he’s back on his feet.”
“Yes, yes, whatever. But…what about the video?” Rodney asked.
Elizabeth smiled. “Don’t worry, Rodney. I’ll take care of it myself.”
***XXX***
On screen Rodney’s dick was receiving a very thorough examination by Carson’s mouth while Rodney gave the good doctor a very enthusiastic hand job.
Teyla nodded, “So you believe Dr. Zelenka somehow obtained the video?”
Elizabeth let out a very un-Elizabeth like giggle, and snuggled back on her couch. “Yes, I don’t think he really meant any harm. Just a bit of revenge on Rodney for, well, being Rodney.” She grinned, “It’s not like we didn’t already know what the three of them have been doing.” She wiggled her eyebrows, “Although I had no idea that they were so creative.”
Teyla nodded again, “Yes, we should thank Dr. Zelenka.” She paused, her hand gesturing toward the video display. “It is most pleasant to watch them interact this way.”
“Oh, and this is my favorite part.” Elizabeth turned the volume back up.
Rodney let out a ragged moan and collapsed back on the bed, lazily licking Carson’s come off his own hand. Carson was sitting on the bed beside him, his eyes heavy-lidded as he watched Rodney lick his fingers.
Rodney rolled over on his side and looked back at the camera, his head cocked to one side. “I was just thinking, why don’t you ever ask Carson and I to pretend to be someone else? Don’t you have any fantasies?”
Carson was staring at the camera now too, “He has a point John, it there something we could do for you? You only ever want us to be Rodney and Carson,” he gestured at his rumpled labcoat, “props and all.”
Sheppard’s voice was surprisingly serious, “You guys are my fantasy.” Then the camera tilted to the side, and the screen went black.
The End
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