so, I guess I'm spamming - but OMG go read this now
fox1013 has written the best fic ever. What happens when Kermit the frog meets the cast of Sci-Fi Friday's lineup? - and no you perverts, smut doesn't ensue.
"So you're in the business?" Kermit asked.
"Actor. I'm on Stargate Atlantis."
"Oh. I'm sorry, I thought you meant you were on a television show."
"We're on the Sci Fi Channel," David explained.
"Oh. Then I'm really sorry."
Disoriented, Demented and a Little Nuts
"So you're in the business?" Kermit asked.
"Actor. I'm on Stargate Atlantis."
"Oh. I'm sorry, I thought you meant you were on a television show."
"We're on the Sci Fi Channel," David explained.
"Oh. Then I'm really sorry."
Disoriented, Demented and a Little Nuts