Apparently Curves has gone to hell in a handbasket since I left. I just got off the phone with Tara who reports that my braindead replacement has taken everything off the walls and put up random pink nick-nacks, changed the filing system, not done any paperwork, sent emails asking stupid questions, and responded to answers to the stupid questions ( Read more... )

Today is my last day at Curves. Yesterday was my last official day, but I'm going in this evening to help out because everything is over-booked and horrible.

Some parting thoughts...

1. Homophobia
KH: I'm sending a memo to everyone about talking about their personal lives. I just wanted to tell you that you are the one that's the problem. No one ( Read more... )

I almost forgot to mention this! I was talking to this cool lady today and she told me that every year she makes a sizable donation to Planned Parenthood in Gary Heavin's name.

(if you're not in the know, Gary is the ultra-right-wing pro-life founder/CEO of Curves)

Giggling about that totally got me through the day.

So apparently no one works out on the Friday night before the Christmas. I'm sitting here literally watching the clock.

I'm also racking up points giving shitty answers on Yahoo!Answers.

I somehow got myself sucked into a religious debate on the Curves forum, and now I can't leave it alone. It's like picking at a scab ( Read more... )

Before I forget... yesterday's Question of the Day was "What are you most thankful for?"

When I left yesterday there weren't a whole lot of answers (I wrote "my dog's unconditional love"). This morning someone had taken over the entire board with:

My Personal RelationShip With Jesus Christ, Our Almighty Lord And Savior

I erased it all and wrote ( Read more... )

I overslept. A lot. That whore Ruby called me at 6:30 to ask if I was on my way, then hung up on me. I hate her. No one was waiting when I got here (6:45), so at least I didn't have to excuse myself (there is no excuse ( Read more... )

Dude! I got a job!!!

I had an interview at Annie Creamcheese last night and they freakin' love me. I'm starting on Monday. I'm going to be working Wednesday night, Friday all day, and alternating Saturday and Sunday. I am so excited ( Read more... )

The latest "Curvaceous" collection just came out. We got the displays on Friday, and before we even had a chance to put them up, that shit sold out (the special clubs got them sooner).

I don't understand why anyone would buy this stuff.

( ugly as fuck )

I still work with idiots. This one's about B, who was recently hired as a circuit coach. She's a former member, middle-aged and recently "let go" from a "real job", which is why she's working part time for me ( Read more... )