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Check out this epic talent:
Cool, right? But that's just a left hand, and I am definitely right-handed.
RIGHT HAND AHOY
I'm pretty sure no one has ever been as talented as me. Those pictures turned out pretty shitty, though. How come I can paint tiny roses left-handed, but I can't manage to push a single button on my phone with any accuracy?
I'm also pretty sure no one has ever been as weird as Pinto:
Damn it, dog! You have a very fancy and expensive bed. Why do you sleep on the disgusting carpet? Is it just to spite me?
That silly dog sat bolt-upright at 1:07 last night, and then dove into the closet. A few seconds later a major aftershock went rumbling through the apartment.
I finally hauled the suitcase out of the closet to pack for Paris. I haven't put anything in it yet. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that my flight isn't cancelled due to MOTHERFUCKINGHURRICANE.
Cool, right? But that's just a left hand, and I am definitely right-handed.
RIGHT HAND AHOY
I'm pretty sure no one has ever been as talented as me. Those pictures turned out pretty shitty, though. How come I can paint tiny roses left-handed, but I can't manage to push a single button on my phone with any accuracy?
I'm also pretty sure no one has ever been as weird as Pinto:
Damn it, dog! You have a very fancy and expensive bed. Why do you sleep on the disgusting carpet? Is it just to spite me?
That silly dog sat bolt-upright at 1:07 last night, and then dove into the closet. A few seconds later a major aftershock went rumbling through the apartment.
I finally hauled the suitcase out of the closet to pack for Paris. I haven't put anything in it yet. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that my flight isn't cancelled due to MOTHERFUCKINGHURRICANE.