Ianto/Gwen, I DO NOT SHIP YOU.

Except for the part where I, you know, do.

*Groans in utter shame*

This is as crack!pairing as it gets, and not to mention is the fast-track to becoming tar-and-feathered in the fandom.

Jack/Ianto, I wish I could ship you and be faithful to you, but I have a designated bicycle in every fandom and, fact is, Ianto is it. 

"A Captain sandwich, with Ianto filling.  Toasted."

First thought:  YES YES YES Yes yesyesyesyesyes....somebody write that, please.  Or I might have to, but then the angst and purple prose will ruin their utter hotness, so, please, I'm begging here.  If not, then John/Ianto will do nicely.  He's a slut, he's flexible, and he can totally charm the ( Read more... )

One day, I woke up with the urge to make a Jack/Ianto fanmix, so I figured that I might as well go all out: covers, album art, lyrics booklet - all that jazz, and this is what came to be.

Overall, it's an (eclectic) mix of sappy, happy, sad, dark, and team songs.  But I have this thing for the beginning of Jack and Ianto's relationship, so there's ( Read more... )

So I was looking for screencaps today for a new Torchwood project at The Institute and started squeeing uncontrollably at the utter cuteness of Jack/Ianto, even though I kind of hate Jack and want to marry Ianto myself.  But but but LOOK.


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Maybe it is important to note that this was a Gwen episode.  I hated Gwen in the first series, but then began to tolerate and even enjoy her in this series.  This episode made me want to have her babies and declare to the world how much I love Gwen Cooper (like I’m doing now.)

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The short story is this: Gwen tried to help a mother whose teen ( Read more... )

Rather than the usual pre-episode speculation and discussion, I did a fic-pre-ep-spec.  Spoiler for 2x11 Adrift.

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“Um…Andy?”

“Yea, Gwen, what is it?  Your captain doesn’t want to share information on the case with us regular folks?”

“Well…actually-”

“I mean, if it is another of those spooky-do’s, then I understand why he’d want to ( Read more... )

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, and Captain John Hart.

Pairings: Ianto/Jack, Ianto/Captain John Hart, implied Jack/Gwen

Rating: R to NC-17 for sexual themes, strong language, and a spot of violence

Words: 8,600

Genre: Angst, Character Study

Summary: There is only so much from Jack that Ianto can take.

Warnings: Spoilers through series ( Read more... )

Title: The Most Wonderful Thing of All

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, and Captain John Hart.

Pairings: Ianto/Jack, Ianto/Captain John Hart, implied Jack/Gwen

Rating: R to NC-17 for sexual themes, strong language, and a spot of violence

Words: 8,600

Genre: Angst, Character Study

Summary: There is only so much from Jack that Ianto can ( Read more... )

The one where  Gwen and Rhys finally get their wedding, but with a few unfortunate setbacks.

1) Gwen gets pregnant by an alien.  (This the the part where it sounds x-file-ish)

2) 5 hours from her wedding.

3) But she is going to marry Rhys and she's not postponing the wedding.  If she has to walk down the isle on the verge of popping out the ugliest ( Read more... )

“You never learnt how to shoot a gun?” Jack asks incredulously.

“No sir, not really,” Ianto answers with a smooth, insincere quirk of his lips, “I was mostly an archivist at Torchwood One, and the most grievous injuries any of us got were paper cuts. None of us were ever in danger until the, the…”

“The Cybermen invasion.”

“Yes sir ( Read more... )