Duck Crossing
ETA 3:44 p.m.: Oy. So is it the Fire Pig or the Golden Pig? I'm getting conflicting information here. Well only ruien can possibly know the answer, but I just feel like whining, haha.
I'm bored. No Hufflepuff at hd_boardgame, nor fellow Ravenclaw.
Neways, here's a Book Seven meme, a 21 Qs meme and some crack.
Book Seven meme: Harry Potter and the Subliminal H/D Title.
21 Qs Meme modified from gelsey
1. When and how did we meet?
2. What about me makes you happy?
3. What about me makes you sad?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. How long have you known me?
9. What was your first impression?
10. Do you still think that way about me now?
11. Are we close?
12. What reminds you of me?
13. What stands out about me?
14. Describe me in one word
15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
16. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
17. What do you think my weakness is?
18. Would you hug me?
19. What do you like about my writing?
20. What do you dislike about my writing? Or, what about my writing should I work upon?
21. Are you going to put this on your LJ?
Draco and the Ducklings (rea_saint suggested "Draco is in the House." I think not.)
Anyone up to beta, btw? It's ickle!Draco meet Dr. House. At least 3000 words.
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House went on rapping the office window until Wilson excused himself from his teary-eyed patient.
“House, I didn’t wrap any sandwiches for you, so you can just-”
“Did you know that you have a boy tangled up your tree?”
Wilson did a double-take.
Sure enough, amid the green leaves a head of white blond hair was nestled against the tree bark.
“You don’t happen to bed a beautiful Scandinavian woman ten years ago, did you?”
“What? I-House, don’t be ridiculous! I don’t have any children!”
“Condoms are only 95% effective, and useless when not used, Jimmy.” House gave a convincing leer.
Ignoring his friend, Wilson walked toward the unconscious boy on the tree.
“Make yourself useful and see if anyone went missing from the children’s ward.”
None of the patients were missing.
According to the embroidered silk handkerchief found on the boy, his initials are DM.
House could not even enumerate the wrongness of a six-year-old boy carrying around a silk handkerchief.
Predictably enough, Cameron had gravitated to the boy’s bedside and went around fluffing pillows.
“DM is not our patient, you know.”
Cameron calmly dragged down the boy’s blanket. “His hands are bright green. Explain that.”
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Crack continuation:
Cameron: "But--but--I don't understand why he doesn't love me?"
Foreman: *shrugs*
Chase: *mutters* "He was unimpressed by my winning personality too."
House: *opens door with cane* "Watch and learn, ducklings."
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In response to flyingskull's comment in her post: "He hath the Power that Voldemort Knows Not, but given Voldemort's track record that could be the power to make paper-clip chains."
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Harry: "Voldemort, I smite thee with this paper-clip chain of love!"
Voldemort: "..."
D.E.s: "..."
Harry: "I rummaged through the ruins of Godric's Hollow and found this in my Holy Virgin mother's pencil case. Cower before the power of love!"
Voldemort: "Bellatrix, call my manicurist and tell him that I can make that appointment after all. Wormtail, see the brat to the door. Make sure he didn't steal any shiny things on his way out."
Harry: *is dragged out* "HEY! Aren't you listening to meeeeeeeeeeee?!111"
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I'm bored. No Hufflepuff at hd_boardgame, nor fellow Ravenclaw.
Neways, here's a Book Seven meme, a 21 Qs meme and some crack.
Book Seven meme: Harry Potter and the Subliminal H/D Title.
21 Qs Meme modified from gelsey
1. When and how did we meet?
2. What about me makes you happy?
3. What about me makes you sad?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. How long have you known me?
9. What was your first impression?
10. Do you still think that way about me now?
11. Are we close?
12. What reminds you of me?
13. What stands out about me?
14. Describe me in one word
15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
16. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
17. What do you think my weakness is?
18. Would you hug me?
19. What do you like about my writing?
20. What do you dislike about my writing? Or, what about my writing should I work upon?
21. Are you going to put this on your LJ?
Draco and the Ducklings (rea_saint suggested "Draco is in the House." I think not.)
Anyone up to beta, btw? It's ickle!Draco meet Dr. House. At least 3000 words.
*********************
House went on rapping the office window until Wilson excused himself from his teary-eyed patient.
“House, I didn’t wrap any sandwiches for you, so you can just-”
“Did you know that you have a boy tangled up your tree?”
Wilson did a double-take.
Sure enough, amid the green leaves a head of white blond hair was nestled against the tree bark.
“You don’t happen to bed a beautiful Scandinavian woman ten years ago, did you?”
“What? I-House, don’t be ridiculous! I don’t have any children!”
“Condoms are only 95% effective, and useless when not used, Jimmy.” House gave a convincing leer.
Ignoring his friend, Wilson walked toward the unconscious boy on the tree.
“Make yourself useful and see if anyone went missing from the children’s ward.”
None of the patients were missing.
According to the embroidered silk handkerchief found on the boy, his initials are DM.
House could not even enumerate the wrongness of a six-year-old boy carrying around a silk handkerchief.
Predictably enough, Cameron had gravitated to the boy’s bedside and went around fluffing pillows.
“DM is not our patient, you know.”
Cameron calmly dragged down the boy’s blanket. “His hands are bright green. Explain that.”
*********************
Crack continuation:
Cameron: "But--but--I don't understand why he doesn't love me?"
Foreman: *shrugs*
Chase: *mutters* "He was unimpressed by my winning personality too."
House: *opens door with cane* "Watch and learn, ducklings."
*********************
In response to flyingskull's comment in her post: "He hath the Power that Voldemort Knows Not, but given Voldemort's track record that could be the power to make paper-clip chains."
*********************
Harry: "Voldemort, I smite thee with this paper-clip chain of love!"
Voldemort: "..."
D.E.s: "..."
Harry: "I rummaged through the ruins of Godric's Hollow and found this in my Holy Virgin mother's pencil case. Cower before the power of love!"
Voldemort: "Bellatrix, call my manicurist and tell him that I can make that appointment after all. Wormtail, see the brat to the door. Make sure he didn't steal any shiny things on his way out."
Harry: *is dragged out* "HEY! Aren't you listening to meeeeeeeeeeee?!111"
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