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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I pulled zerotodivinity's hair (-5 points). In June I gave joey_anne a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Friday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-704 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
lildixon