Oh, Woe Is Jim.
As some of you might know, they held a bachelor auction in the name of cancer reasearch. They posted fliers and ads all over town, wrangling hot studs left and right, including our very own Jim.
After work tonight, I come home to find Jim online (I know, unusual, huh?). Eager to find out how cheaply he sold, I quickly asked him about his afternoon. The coversation is as follows:
LilCowboy183: yo
LilCowboy183: how'd the auction go?
Suicide Throw: don't ask...
LilCowboy183: why?
Suicide Throw: that bad...
LilCowboy183: do tell
Suicide Throw: let's just say, whoever planned it should be dragged out into the street and shot
Suicide Throw: there were 13 guys and maybe 12 women showed up
Suicide Throw: and by the time we got started, all the guys were drunk as hell
LilCowboy183: lol
LilCowboy183: the guys outnumbered the girls?!
LilCowboy183: were any of the girls attractive?
Suicide Throw: not really
Suicide Throw: like 4 or 5, but none of them were bidding
Suicide Throw: it was a complete shit-fest
LilCowboy183: did you get bought?
Suicide Throw: yeah
LilCowboy183: how much, and describe your girl
LilCowboy183: =)
Suicide Throw: I would have been last, but the other guy who was left was too drunk to stay on stage
LilCowboy183: lmao
Suicide Throw: $10, and now I have to fix her computer
LilCowboy183: lmao!
Suicide Throw: She bought like 3 or 4 guys
Suicide Throw: cause everyone else had run out of money
LilCowboy183: hahahahaha
LilCowboy183: oh, fuck, that's classic
I can only imagine what a hot babe this woman is. Haha!
Yea, guess who's glad not to have entered.
On a side note, Guild Wars kicks ass harder than anyone reading this page.
The one pictured left is Randy's, and mine is show on the right in the foreground. Kaylus Ravenstride.
Fucking cool. =)
I'll update later with all the latest of happenings. I just had to make sure this auction bit does not get lost. =P
After work tonight, I come home to find Jim online (I know, unusual, huh?). Eager to find out how cheaply he sold, I quickly asked him about his afternoon. The coversation is as follows:
LilCowboy183: yo
LilCowboy183: how'd the auction go?
Suicide Throw: don't ask...
LilCowboy183: why?
Suicide Throw: that bad...
LilCowboy183: do tell
Suicide Throw: let's just say, whoever planned it should be dragged out into the street and shot
Suicide Throw: there were 13 guys and maybe 12 women showed up
Suicide Throw: and by the time we got started, all the guys were drunk as hell
LilCowboy183: lol
LilCowboy183: the guys outnumbered the girls?!
LilCowboy183: were any of the girls attractive?
Suicide Throw: not really
Suicide Throw: like 4 or 5, but none of them were bidding
Suicide Throw: it was a complete shit-fest
LilCowboy183: did you get bought?
Suicide Throw: yeah
LilCowboy183: how much, and describe your girl
LilCowboy183: =)
Suicide Throw: I would have been last, but the other guy who was left was too drunk to stay on stage
LilCowboy183: lmao
Suicide Throw: $10, and now I have to fix her computer
LilCowboy183: lmao!
Suicide Throw: She bought like 3 or 4 guys
Suicide Throw: cause everyone else had run out of money
LilCowboy183: hahahahaha
LilCowboy183: oh, fuck, that's classic
I can only imagine what a hot babe this woman is. Haha!
Yea, guess who's glad not to have entered.
On a side note, Guild Wars kicks ass harder than anyone reading this page.
The one pictured left is Randy's, and mine is show on the right in the foreground. Kaylus Ravenstride.
Fucking cool. =)
I'll update later with all the latest of happenings. I just had to make sure this auction bit does not get lost. =P