Dali Extravaganza!
Seeing how we have the awesome works of Dali being displayed in our very own Philadelphia, I thought that I would post this story.
This is an improvisational AIM story that I wrote to kim one fateful day, and our lives have never been the same since.
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"A leading figure in dali's life was Kim wampler, who often made him a nice
sandwich and patted his butt whenever he needed some encouragement. However,
their relationship changed when kim was magically impregnated
most likely due to the effects of alcohol
dali was suspected to be the father
but it was later revealed that his penis
was uselesss
being the impotent man that he was, having sex was actually a chore
having to tape a wooden splint to his junk was his last resort
kim finally had the baby
and it turned out to be a black baby
how dali produced black sperm is still a mystery
meanwhile, dali's black neighbor moved away
kim, most likely knowing the nature of genetics, rejected dali as the father
and went on the maury show
maury, being born only 3 years previous, didn't really seem to be much help
it was then that kim realized that she had to find her baby's father all by
herself
she formed a pack of ninja gorillas and trained them hard every day
she fed them bananas with nails in them
to make them tough
and she made them all neat little masks
cuz no ninja should be without one
she tried training them in the art of weaponry
but each gorilla seemed more content flinging their own poo
so the knives and swords didn't take
however, knowing this, kim just went with what worked, and encouraged them
encouraged them to fling their fucking poo
and so, with an army of ninja gorillas, she set off to find her baby's father
but where to start?
first, she headed to harlem
cuz black people LOVE that fucking place
however, since it stunk and was littered with garbage, she didn't stay long
the gorillas...were scared...
on the way out of harlem, kim and her pack of gorillas were mugged
however, since they weren't carrying any valuables at the time
the muggers made kim and her pack help them steal tv's
much like what a restaurant does to its customers who can't pay
aside from the tv stealing
anyway
where was i?
oh yes!
so they're stealing tv's, right? and then kim sees her chance!
using a sharpened stick and some chewed gum, she fashions a bomb <---it's a
ninja thing)
the bomb blows up, kills all the monkies and saves Christmas
kim, realizing she'll never find her baby's father, leaves the baby in a
nearby trash can, and walks proudly off into the sunset as the baby cries
THE END!
This is an improvisational AIM story that I wrote to kim one fateful day, and our lives have never been the same since.
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"A leading figure in dali's life was Kim wampler, who often made him a nice
sandwich and patted his butt whenever he needed some encouragement. However,
their relationship changed when kim was magically impregnated
most likely due to the effects of alcohol
dali was suspected to be the father
but it was later revealed that his penis
was uselesss
being the impotent man that he was, having sex was actually a chore
having to tape a wooden splint to his junk was his last resort
kim finally had the baby
and it turned out to be a black baby
how dali produced black sperm is still a mystery
meanwhile, dali's black neighbor moved away
kim, most likely knowing the nature of genetics, rejected dali as the father
and went on the maury show
maury, being born only 3 years previous, didn't really seem to be much help
it was then that kim realized that she had to find her baby's father all by
herself
she formed a pack of ninja gorillas and trained them hard every day
she fed them bananas with nails in them
to make them tough
and she made them all neat little masks
cuz no ninja should be without one
she tried training them in the art of weaponry
but each gorilla seemed more content flinging their own poo
so the knives and swords didn't take
however, knowing this, kim just went with what worked, and encouraged them
encouraged them to fling their fucking poo
and so, with an army of ninja gorillas, she set off to find her baby's father
but where to start?
first, she headed to harlem
cuz black people LOVE that fucking place
however, since it stunk and was littered with garbage, she didn't stay long
the gorillas...were scared...
on the way out of harlem, kim and her pack of gorillas were mugged
however, since they weren't carrying any valuables at the time
the muggers made kim and her pack help them steal tv's
much like what a restaurant does to its customers who can't pay
aside from the tv stealing
anyway
where was i?
oh yes!
so they're stealing tv's, right? and then kim sees her chance!
using a sharpened stick and some chewed gum, she fashions a bomb <---it's a
ninja thing)
the bomb blows up, kills all the monkies and saves Christmas
kim, realizing she'll never find her baby's father, leaves the baby in a
nearby trash can, and walks proudly off into the sunset as the baby cries
THE END!