THE MARRY, FUCK, AND KILL MEME
LOLOL SO I ASKED MOORISHFLOWER TO GIVE ME THREE PEEPS FOR MARRY, FUCK, AND KILL AND THIS IS WHAT I GOT:
( Sam Winchester, John Winchester, Bobby Singer )
( Sam Winchester, John Winchester, Bobby Singer )
Do me? :D?
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HMMMMMMMMMN
Castiel/Crowley/Sam Winchester
OKAY GO
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Okay.
Marry Crowley, because, seriously, BEST MARRIAGE EVER. I assume I would be a demon at this point and therefore QUEEN OF HELL. DO WANT.
Fuck Cas, for really obvious reasons. I bet my husband Crowley would be up for a blasphemous threesome.
Kill Sam. Sorry Sam, ilu, but fucking and/or marrying you would only have made me Queen of Hell in like, season 2. You'll probably come back from your blue-balled death though, if it's any consolation.
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I told a friend, if it was a tie and one of the Winchester brothers was included, kill them, because they are definitely going to come back.
PFFFFT CROWLEY IS UP FOR ANYTHING I BET ;D
ALSO YOUR ICON IS THE BEST, I LOVE IT
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AW, THANKS, I MADED IT MYSELF.
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GO
p.s. if you want to give me some i don't care, i feel bad just being like 'these three dudes DO IT NOW'
(i felt bad not putting andy's last name in idk)
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Marry Adam, BECAUSE I LOVE HIM OKAY. ALSO JAKE ABEL IS REALLY HOT. *_____________*
Fuck Andy, because it would be the most entertaining sex ever, we would both be stoned and Andy would be beaming positions into my head.
Kill Dean SO CAS CAN GO SAVE HIM.
Er, for you, Bobby/Crowley/Rufus. GO.
(Why yes, I have watched 6.04 TOO MANY TIMES.)
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Marry Bobby, and we would have more of a platonic cop partnership than a romantic marriage. (D: i can't kill bobby again!) Besides, we would be a bad-ass couple and I would see all of my favorite peeps stop by, and it would be awesome.
Fuck Crowley, because I'm sure he would love to bring new ideas to the table and it's not like it has to be a one time thing, amirite?
D: I LOVE RUFUS BUT I WOULD KILL HIM. I wouldn't marry him because he's paranoid as fuck, and I mean I love him, but for basically the same reason I wouldn't have sex with Bobby, I wouldn't do Rufus either. SO THERE'S THAT. D: SORRY RUFUS
HMN. Ash/Gabriel/Chuck. GO FOR IT.
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Marry Chuck, so I can bring him coffee while he writes the ~Winchester Gospel~.
Fuck Gabriel because that would be awesome, creative as fuck sex.
Kill Ash, and then go visit him at the big roadhouse in the sky~.
DEATH/FAMINE/PESTILENCE, AND GO!
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Marry Death, because Death rocks balls and we could do pretty much whatever we wanted. Also, if we were married, I'm sure he'd give me a nice death instead of something horrible and awful.
Fuck Pestilence and make sure that bitch didn't give me any STIs. (Of course, being married to Death might help me in this department because I'm sure Death would kick his ass. ALSO MATT FREWER UNF.)
Kill Famine, because LOLOLOL LIKE I WOULD EVER TOUCH THAT IN A MILLION YEARS. THROW IT OFF THE CLIFF.
Alistair/Azazel/Meg, AND GO. (Can we do girls? If girls is a problem, you can imagine Meg as Sam!Meg?)
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Marry Azazel because then all the demon blood kids would be like my super powered bbs! Also because Azazel is cool, but mostly that super powered bbs thing. THEY COULD ALL WEAR MATCHING COSTUMES AND FIGHT COMMIT CRIMES!
Fuck Meg, cause, yeah, she's a sexy bitch even if she's a blonde/brunette/Sam.
Kill Alistair, because I feel like that would be how one begins a relationship with that dude. We could be bffs that just happen to throw one another off cliffs.
If we're doing girls then Jo/Anna/Ruby 1.0
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Aww, I'd definitely marry Jo, because then my mom-in-law would be Ellen, and Ash would crash the wedding, and it would be adorable. And although I may have not liked Jo at first, in the fifth season she was pretty goddamn amazing so also that.
I would TOTALLY fuck Ruby 1.0. She would be awesome in bed, I'm sure, and maybe we could even convince Sam to come in with us and then I would probably die because UNF.
Pfft, I would end up killing Anna. I mean, c'mon. She's already been with Dean, whored all over Cas, and then tries to kill Sam. Nah, it's cool, give her the cliff.
If we are doing girls! Ellen/Pamela/Bela!
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Fuck Pamela because she is really really hot. I bet I'm way better in the sack than ~Jesse~. And she would probably invite some sexy friends, so :D
Kill Ellen, SORRY ELLEN BUT YOU'RE MORE OF A MOTHER FIGURE AND IT WOULD BE CREEPY, THAT THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY AWESOME ;____;
I'll just do the really obvious one and go Jared/Jensen/Misha.
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Shit.
I'd probably marry Jensen, because I think his down-to-earth nature would probably better balance how outrageous I can get but we could also be silly and hilarious together. Also, I like that he can take things very seriously and really does put thought into everything he does.
I WOULD TOTALLY FUCK JARED BECAUSE UNF. We are both playful and energetic and yes yes yes yes yes a thousand times yes.
D: MISHA BB ILU BUT I MEAN. I'M SORRY. I WOULD THROW YOU OVER THE CLIFF WITH MATTRESSES AT THE BOTTOM AND A PARACHUTE ON YOUR BACK BECAUSE I REALLY DO LOVE YOU A LOT IT'S JUST...IDK. D: SORRY BB
If you went with that one, I'll go with the usual Dean/Sam/Cas?
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Marry Cas, because it would be awesome and he probably won't put out before marriage.
Fuck Dean, because, yeah I AM ALL UP IN THAT.
Kill Sam. SORRY SAM.
WHO EVEN ELSE IS ON THIS SHOW? Uriel/Zach/Michael.
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Oh I would marry the fuck out of Michael. Hell yes. He may be a bastard, but he's like the head honcho of Heaven? Fuck yeah.
LOL FUCK URIEL. omg young uriel because uuuuuuuuunf.
PFFT WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO WITH ZACH BUT KILL HIM. I love him, but naaaaah, cliff the bitch.
HMMMMN. Hendrickson/Gordon Walker/War LOLOL GO
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