THE MARRY, FUCK, AND KILL MEME
LOLOL SO I ASKED MOORISHFLOWER TO GIVE ME THREE PEEPS FOR MARRY, FUCK, AND KILL AND THIS IS WHAT I GOT:
Marry - John Winchester
Okay, seriously, let me explain this. Any of these guys that I marry, I'm dead. Either Winchester means I get killed on the ceiling, and Bobby's wife got possessed and then he had to shoot her. At least if I marry John, I assume that means I am both a loving wife and a kick-ass hunter, and I will be avenged in the long run.
Also, are you kidding me? Young!Sir is Matt Cohen, and Sir is JDM? YES. MY ANSWER IS YES
YES
YES
Fuck - Sam Winchester
OKAY SO I MEAN SURE. This is assuming I am NOT John's wife, nor this is some weird time loop and I'm doing my own son. Besides, if I'm in SPN, I'm a chick who is going to probably die anyway, but I do have like, a 15% chance of not dying via Sam's peen (see examples Providence--come on, I bet you Dean let him stick around long enough to bone that chick--and Sex and Violence). Also, I'd also have a 50% chance of Dean also joining, so I mean all over (except for the dying), it's a win-win.
Kill - Bobby Singer
Bobby, I love you. Bobby, I'm afraid we are just friends. You are funny, yes. You are very smart, yes. But you wear trucker hats and have this unattractive beard (it's not bad, but i mean r u srs) and sweetheart, even though I love you, it could never be a marriage or a sexy time. So it's off the cliff!
IF YOU WANT I COULD GIVE YOU GUYS SOME IDK
I'M NOT SAYING IT WOULD BE GOOD BUT IT WOULD PROBABLY BE HILARIOUS
Marry - John Winchester
Okay, seriously, let me explain this. Any of these guys that I marry, I'm dead. Either Winchester means I get killed on the ceiling, and Bobby's wife got possessed and then he had to shoot her. At least if I marry John, I assume that means I am both a loving wife and a kick-ass hunter, and I will be avenged in the long run.
Also, are you kidding me? Young!Sir is Matt Cohen, and Sir is JDM? YES. MY ANSWER IS YES
YES
YES
Fuck - Sam Winchester
OKAY SO I MEAN SURE. This is assuming I am NOT John's wife, nor this is some weird time loop and I'm doing my own son. Besides, if I'm in SPN, I'm a chick who is going to probably die anyway, but I do have like, a 15% chance of not dying via Sam's peen (see examples Providence--come on, I bet you Dean let him stick around long enough to bone that chick--and Sex and Violence). Also, I'd also have a 50% chance of Dean also joining, so I mean all over (except for the dying), it's a win-win.
Kill - Bobby Singer
Bobby, I love you. Bobby, I'm afraid we are just friends. You are funny, yes. You are very smart, yes. But you wear trucker hats and have this unattractive beard (it's not bad, but i mean r u srs) and sweetheart, even though I love you, it could never be a marriage or a sexy time. So it's off the cliff!
IF YOU WANT I COULD GIVE YOU GUYS SOME IDK
I'M NOT SAYING IT WOULD BE GOOD BUT IT WOULD PROBABLY BE HILARIOUS