fuck paris, im going out west, niggah!
so this tuesday, i am going to TENN.
okay, deep breaths...
heres the equation:
take one jewish gay artist urban socialite, plus his hot headed temper and vuglar new wave jargon, then throw him into the hills of Tennessee and see what happens. now if thats not monday night prime time on the WB, i dont know what is! but to be honest, i always hoped i would be on E! or HBO, but hell, youve gotta start somewhere, right?
im sure miss hilton had to learn to crawl before she walked too...
i mean i didnt even know how to spell Tennessee until i looked it up on dictionary.com; but Tennessee,Tennessee... um, i know nashville and its like land-locked with no major bodies of water- so no surfing or beaches- thats a smack to the face.
im going because toms getting married and having a kid all in the span of like 2-3 days... im like damn darlin- hes getting a whole family package. but its all good, im really happy for him and samantha. never met her, but from what i hear shes really a top notch kinda gal and she deserves nothing but the best.
tom said he doesnt think i will get killed. i am a southern boy at heart, but im the coastal south, not hill or woodland south. meaning my people have all the same sweet south values as the deep south, but weve got those crazy wack ass liberal thinking mind sets of yankees, that i fear my woodland southern brothers might not exactly lack, but not have discovered yet...
however, i much rather get lenched for being a jew than a fag. lets be frank about that... i can deal with a star of david cut into my skin, but that mattew shepard ordeal is nothing im looking forward too. (not being cruel, but a true fear of mine). plus i might be a "dantie" - but so are all of the meterosexuals in norfolk. to be honest im a hella butcher than most of them, and if not butcher than at least dirtier...
and to top that off the boyfriend can't come- thus sams mother can rest at night knowing nothing "homosexual" is happening on her couch. haha. syke! im fucking classy... i still can not believe she said that to tom, im a jew- i never have sex outside of my own bed... yeah, its true we might be a little freaky and enjoy a little kink here and there, but we are always classy... and behind our own doors.
but the worst part about the boyfriend not coming is that- hes so much more OCD and clean than i am that the "good old boys" would totally have dragged him behind a truck before me, thus giving me time to escape...
HAHAHA!
im just kidding...
im a gimp, they would have caught me.
to be honest and not kidding around at all. im excited about going. ive done the country thing a few times. im gonna see of my friends marry the gril he loves, and i might be able to see a new born... yea, a baby.
being cynical is just more fun!
okay, deep breaths...
heres the equation:
take one jewish gay artist urban socialite, plus his hot headed temper and vuglar new wave jargon, then throw him into the hills of Tennessee and see what happens. now if thats not monday night prime time on the WB, i dont know what is! but to be honest, i always hoped i would be on E! or HBO, but hell, youve gotta start somewhere, right?
im sure miss hilton had to learn to crawl before she walked too...
i mean i didnt even know how to spell Tennessee until i looked it up on dictionary.com; but Tennessee,Tennessee... um, i know nashville and its like land-locked with no major bodies of water- so no surfing or beaches- thats a smack to the face.
im going because toms getting married and having a kid all in the span of like 2-3 days... im like damn darlin- hes getting a whole family package. but its all good, im really happy for him and samantha. never met her, but from what i hear shes really a top notch kinda gal and she deserves nothing but the best.
tom said he doesnt think i will get killed. i am a southern boy at heart, but im the coastal south, not hill or woodland south. meaning my people have all the same sweet south values as the deep south, but weve got those crazy wack ass liberal thinking mind sets of yankees, that i fear my woodland southern brothers might not exactly lack, but not have discovered yet...
however, i much rather get lenched for being a jew than a fag. lets be frank about that... i can deal with a star of david cut into my skin, but that mattew shepard ordeal is nothing im looking forward too. (not being cruel, but a true fear of mine). plus i might be a "dantie" - but so are all of the meterosexuals in norfolk. to be honest im a hella butcher than most of them, and if not butcher than at least dirtier...
and to top that off the boyfriend can't come- thus sams mother can rest at night knowing nothing "homosexual" is happening on her couch. haha. syke! im fucking classy... i still can not believe she said that to tom, im a jew- i never have sex outside of my own bed... yeah, its true we might be a little freaky and enjoy a little kink here and there, but we are always classy... and behind our own doors.
but the worst part about the boyfriend not coming is that- hes so much more OCD and clean than i am that the "good old boys" would totally have dragged him behind a truck before me, thus giving me time to escape...
HAHAHA!
im just kidding...
im a gimp, they would have caught me.
to be honest and not kidding around at all. im excited about going. ive done the country thing a few times. im gonna see of my friends marry the gril he loves, and i might be able to see a new born... yea, a baby.
being cynical is just more fun!