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Aug 17, 2005 22:31

Grace: We had a people come to visit us!
Sophia: She was warm and snuggly and good to sleep on.
Grace: Yep! But now she is gone.
Sophia: Darn. Now I will have to stop tunneling under the sleeping bag on the couch. It was so good to tunnel in!
Grace: Yes, but I kept falling off.
Sophia: It's not my fault that you have a low dexterity score and kept failing your saves.
Grace: Hmph. Amazingly, the kitten mommy and the friend got that huge sleeping bag back in the bag.
Sophia: That's true, but they have learned a mighty dance that keeps us from going on Adventures. It involves lots of stomping and turning around in circles.
Grace: Don't worry -- I am formulating Wing Attack Plan R that will describe exactly how we can escape in the face of Stomping Dance B.
Sophia: Oh, okay then. Also, je suis dans l'aéroglisseur complètement rempli d'anguilles et nourriture visqueuse!
Grace: Anguilles! Non! Nourriture visqueuse n'est pas le pâtè!
Sophia: Mi domando come possiamo comprare masculini. Dovremmo rubare la carta di credito del papà gattino.
Grace: Quit showing off.
Sophia: Нет, Камрад! Славный виток на нас!
Grace: Oh, god. I'm going to go stuff my face.

Meow?
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