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Sophia: Hee hee.
Grace: Sophia you ignorant slut.
Sophia: I found a good spot.
Grace: You stupid cat, your people thought you got lost outside.
Sophia: It was so nice and cozy back behind the drawers.
Grace: Sophie, they took me outside to help find you.
Sophia: ...really?
Grace: Yes. With freeze-dried chicken bits.
Sophia: Well, they should have tried patè.
Grace: Don't ever do that again. The kitten daddy was about ready to strangulate you and turn you into meatloaf when he found you back behind the drawers.
Sophia: There's this bottle of limoncello back there...I was just, you know, researching it.
Grace: Never again, you pathetic sack of kitten spit.
Sophia: But...but....
Grace: I missed you.
Sophia: ...
Grace: ...but it was a really good spot.
Meow?
Grace: Sophia you ignorant slut.
Sophia: I found a good spot.
Grace: You stupid cat, your people thought you got lost outside.
Sophia: It was so nice and cozy back behind the drawers.
Grace: Sophie, they took me outside to help find you.
Sophia: ...really?
Grace: Yes. With freeze-dried chicken bits.
Sophia: Well, they should have tried patè.
Grace: Don't ever do that again. The kitten daddy was about ready to strangulate you and turn you into meatloaf when he found you back behind the drawers.
Sophia: There's this bottle of limoncello back there...I was just, you know, researching it.
Grace: Never again, you pathetic sack of kitten spit.
Sophia: But...but....
Grace: I missed you.
Sophia: ...
Grace: ...but it was a really good spot.
Meow?