Emmie: Mmm. That was a good meal :)

Stu: It was! It was like there was a party in my mouth and everyone was a cow!

:D

Stuart lies happily sleeping.

Emmie cannot sleep.

Emmie (whispers): I love you...

Stuart lies happily sleeping.

Emmie (loud and perky): Do birds have nostrils in their beaks??

Stuart (sleepily): Some do...

Emmie: Ducks do! I'm sure ducks do!

Stuart: :(

Stuart goes back to sleep.

Emmie continues twitching and scratching.

Emmie: You know what oblivion is yeah, but do you know what Hoblivion is?

Stuart: Is it oblivion but with hobnobs?

Emmie: He doesn't believe in voles. He thinks I'm making up animals!

Stu: If you were making up animals, I'd think you could come up with something more interesting than a vole.

Stu: I've put your onion in the cupboard :)

Emmie: What onion? I didn't buy an onion.

Stu: Yes you did!

-Emmie peeps into cupboard bursts into hysterical laughter-

Stu: What? :S What? :S

Emmie: That's a lemon. -snort-

Stu: :(

Stu wanders past with an empty box of donuts.

Emmie: You haven't eaten 10 donuts today have you!?
Stu: No!!! It was over 2 days! and it was 7 donuts! And they were mini donuts! And you don't like donuts!
Emmie: Ok :)

Emmie wanders off.

Stu: 8 donuts :(
Emmie: Eheheh :D

Stu kisses Emmie with his fingers in his ears because Emmie has the Top 20 Songs from Musicals playing ( Read more... )

Stu: Have you seen the onions? I'm sure they were here...

Emmie: Nope sorry. Maybe we ate them all.

Stu: Aha! There they are! -points at bag of lemons-

Emmie: By 'onions' did you mean 'lemons'?

Stu: Yes...

Emmie: Do you know what a Teagle is? :)

Stu: No

Emmie: It's a Beagle crossed with a teacup! :D

Stu: I see :) Do you know what a Booble is?

Emmie: No

Stu: It's boobs you find on google!

Emmie: Is that true? :D

Stu: Yes

Emmie: No, you made that up :(

Stu: And you didn't make up Teagle!?

Emmie: :(

mmm beaster was good. i came back to london to go to uni today but fuck it, im gonna take what little holiday i still have left dammit ( Read more... )