I decided to LJ-cut-index all my crossover ficlets from the kinkmeme in one master post to make them easier to find, if what tickles your fancy of an evening is despoiling the purity of one fandom with the crackiest crack bits of another.  These are my favorite things to write.  The first two are G, but the Good Omens one gets a bit porny.

( Sherlock Meets the Cast of )

Prompt: John is really annoyed with something Sherlock did (like omit house hold chores), and rants. Sherlock says, "You're on edge today, would you like me to bring you off with my hand?" John answers, "I'm not on egde! I'm annoyed because you- alright."
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