I say "'The next time somebody complains about millenials, maybe remind them which generation linoleumed over those beautiful hardwood floors.'"
[Other person] grumblemutter.
[lilairen] ... gets spam for vinyl flooring.
[lilairen] ... dies laughing.

I am not off to visit new!baby because old!baby is napping at an inconvenient moment. This means I am working on my project with $coder ( Read more... )

Set's name may mean 'pillar'. It may mean 'dazzling'. It may, through some complex interlacing of Egyptian punnery, mean both. And that may also mean 'CHECK OUT MY PENIS IT IS AMAZING'.

"*thunderous, world-shattering snoring*"
"..."
"*sudden quiet and mumbling*"
"Did you wake yourself up?"
"Yeah, I can do that too."

"I have managed not to facepalm with the handful of meat." - artan_eter

( Context for that for those who have a desperate need to know. )

Jake says "my dinner will not in fact be vegan because i cut myself and bled all over it, so i will pretend i meant to and call it blood magic ( Read more... )

So, KJ is taking piano lessons. Amongst her notation knowledge are: quarter note ("ta"), two eighth notes ("ti-ti", also called "two good friends" by her slightly wacky ex-Soviet piano teacher), half note ("ta-a"), and quarter rest; measure, bar line, repeat, DC al fine, treble clef, bass clef, line note, space note ( Read more... )

ER: *loud honking snoring noise*
teinedreugan: *startles, pokes baby*
Me: Hmm?
teinedreugan: *incoherently* Jus checkin' [mumble mumble].
Me: What?
teinedreugan: Just checking to make sure there weren't any more wires.
Me: ... not a robot baby.
teinedreugan: *nods affirmatively, gives me a funny look, goes back to sleep*

artan_eter: Don't poke people with carrots.
FM: ...
artan_eter ... just ... don't poke people. There shouldn't have to be a qualifier for everything. Don't threaten people with vegetables!
FM: ....
artan_eter In order to make that statement more all-encompassing. DOn't threaten people without vegetables either.

Today in the theatre of the gloriously out of context:

artan_eter: Well, you could have earth, air, water, and bees.